Topic: penguin joke.
billp's photo
Wed 01/02/19 01:22 PM
This penguin decides to take a drive in the country. As he is driving his penguin car, it syarts to smoke and make noise.
So he pulls into a garage run by a bunch of monkeys.
The one monkey tells him to come back in 30 mins and I'll know whats wrong.
So the penguin takes a walk around town, then steps in to get an ice cream at a shop.
Not having any thumbs, the penguin spills his vanilla cone all over himself.
Frustrated, he returns to the shop where the monkey has his car on a rack.
"Looks like you blew a seal" the monkey tells the penguin.
"No, I just spilled some ice cream" he replied.

Gwenstorey's photo
Mon 03/25/19 02:47 PM
Lmao I dont know what i was expecting but this was really funny laugh laugh .

Gwenstorey's photo
Tue 03/26/19 03:07 PM
Lmao I dont know what i was expecting but this was really funny laugh laugh .

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Tue 04/02/19 07:55 AM
Penguin walks into a police station and reports his brother has been missing for 5 days, the desk officer says. Can you describe him?

jaish's photo
Tue 04/02/19 10:05 AM

Penguin walks into a police station and reports his brother has been missing for 5 days, the desk officer says. Can you describe him?

:smile: :smile:

Describe his smell.
Aren't we glad we lost it.