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This penguin decides to take a drive in the country. As he is driving his penguin car, it syarts to smoke and make noise.
So he pulls into a garage run by a bunch of monkeys. The one monkey tells him to come back in 30 mins and I'll know whats wrong. So the penguin takes a walk around town, then steps in to get an ice cream at a shop. Not having any thumbs, the penguin spills his vanilla cone all over himself. Frustrated, he returns to the shop where the monkey has his car on a rack. "Looks like you blew a seal" the monkey tells the penguin. "No, I just spilled some ice cream" he replied. |
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Lmao I dont know what i was expecting but this was really funny .
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Lmao I dont know what i was expecting but this was really funny .
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Penguin walks into a police station and reports his brother has been missing for 5 days, the desk officer says. Can you describe him?
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Penguin walks into a police station and reports his brother has been missing for 5 days, the desk officer says. Can you describe him? Describe his smell. Aren't we glad we lost it. |
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