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| Topic: If you have zero. But you can have 300% more of it, what do | |
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You know you have 11 digits on your hands right?
Put all your digits up in front of you. Now count them as you curl them. On your left hand its ten, nine, eight, seven, six.... then look at you right hand, there's five there right? So... Six plus Five is Eleven, right? You have Eleven digits on your hands. |
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1.2 seconds of lost time. 
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Of course the cheques are cashable. What kind of guy do you think I am?
Of course it's Flash Gordon. Is that a cake shop? Where do you last remember seeing that time? As a 1 time goodwill gesture, what with it being the festive period, and me being such a nice guy, I'm prepared to let you lose 300% more time. You don't have to thank me. Maybe just buy me some cake, and we'll call it quits, just don't let Tom and his 11 spinal tap toes anywhere near it. Thanks |
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If you have zero. But you can have 300% more of it, what do you have then?
I have a zero, and 300% more "it's." So I go find nothing and get another zero. Now I have "00" and some "it's." I make some tea. Now I have "00," some tea, and "it's." I order a shert from jcpenny. Now i have a h, 00, ters, some tea and "it's." I open up a franchise and make a bunch of money. |
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