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cannot watch them even for 30 sec
horrifies me :( |
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Butribu,
Welcome to my cyber Mansion.....so i take it though you not a fan to horror movies. Okay let me ask you this. Lets go back in time. Remember when you was young girl living among your family. What scary movie did you find creepy. It dont have to be gory. It can be classic black n white horror like Dracula, The Wolfman type if you like? |
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The Rob zombie Halloween movies are great in my opinion although some purists scalded him for them
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Butribu,
Welcome to my cyber Mansion.....so i take it though you not a fan to horror movies. Okay let me ask you this. Lets go back in time. Remember when you was young girl living among your family. What scary movie did you find creepy. It dont have to be gory. It can be classic black n white horror like Dracula, The Wolfman type if you like? My dad was cool he would rent any horror movie for me, Friday the 13th and Maniac cop I remember seeing first |
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I always have more than 10 movies I like
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Butribu, Welcome to my cyber Mansion.....so i take it though you not a fan to horror movies. Okay let me ask you this. Lets go back in time. Remember when you was young girl living among your family. What scary movie did you find creepy. It dont have to be gory. It can be classic black n white horror like Dracula, The Wolfman type if you like? thanks for taking my post serious. when i was about 7 i guess, my cousin whı was abot 15 by that time, forced me to watc a horror one. it wa a haunted house one. i am a brave person. but after that i could never watch anything scary. many thanks for your consider. |
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Butribu, Welcome to my cyber Mansion.....so i take it though you not a fan to horror movies. Okay let me ask you this. Lets go back in time. Remember when you was young girl living among your family. What scary movie did you find creepy. It dont have to be gory. It can be classic black n white horror like Dracula, The Wolfman type if you like? thanks for taking my post serious. when i was about 7 i guess, my cousin whı was abot 15 by that time, forced me to watc a horror one. it wa a haunted house one. i am a brave person. but after that i could never watch anything scary. many thanks for your consider. |
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Matt28456
Welcome to my cyber mansion....Halloween Rob Zombie reboot did get mixed reviews. I like anything he does. I think what hurt the reboot brand is he focused too much on creating a new back story for young Mike Myers and it made the movie to critics feel l ike its a dlow watch to build up to Michael Myers as an adult. Hey you like it. I love it... |
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Matt28456
You have top 10 list ? Please share my " Vocal Avengers" & i love to talk about it even if its alot of read....Here alot of read is amazing. |
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Butribu,
Okay do you like science fiction? Or Fantasy ? I will make commodations to please my fellow posters. I know ypu have some syfy movies or fantasy flicks you enjoy? I help you out Have you seen " Independence Day" " Battle Of Los Angeles" " Zona Del Silencio Mystery" " Legend" ( Tom Cruise & Mia Sara)" " SyFy Channel's Lost In The Bermuda Teiangle" Just to name a few .... |
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Matt28456,
Well it looks like your you and your dad made great memories with showing you guys Friday The 13th. The first part to me will always be the scariest part. With the late Betsy Palmer as Ms Voorhees Jason mother revenging her sons death was creepy good choice. |
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EyeAmYourHost39,
America, as a kid watching what i was allowed to watch monitored by my mon back in time where me and my siblings wasnt alllowed to watch anything with alot of profanity, sexual scenes, or too much demonic activity. But thruout my teen years when i was mature enough to see those types of horror my macabre grew to mountain size anticipation. Now as an middle age adult really thats the only type of movies interest me. Gore, good storylines, catchy music scores, sex, bone chilling signature deaths and a little humor. If you a horror buff like me well then its a matter not just watching killings and gore but macabre fans like me are in to CGI effects, After movie interviews with movie actors directors and sometimes alternate endings. This what make us true fans of horror. Horror films will always be an American culture. People want to scream. They want to hold there true love tightly. People to build relationships with likable characters. We want to love the hero and hate the villain. Sometimes its the other way around. Im a fan, my kids are too and my girlfriend coming around....Master Of Horror like George Romero, Stephen King" Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, & all those to keep us on the edge of our seats thank you horror i will certainly keep watching. |
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Here's a list of the movies I have.
I've seen the ones you suggested. Get To Know Me - My Movie Collection (Always Growing) http://mingle2.com/topic/515466 The Seasoning House P2 (Christmas time) Two more for you to check out... Here's a list of my Horror Sets. For the purpose of a "SET" a film must have at least two or more films related. Horror Sets 28 Days Set 30 Days of Night Set A Haunted House Set All Hallows Eve Set Alone in the Dark Set American Psycho Set Amityville Set Ancient Evil Set Annabelle Set Art of the Devil Set August Underground Set Baby Jane Set Bathory Set Blade Set Bloodrayne Set Bloody Murder Set Boogeyman Set Brotherhood Set Buried Alive Set Cabin Fever Set Camp Blood Set Candyman Set Cannibal Ferox Set Carrie Set Cheerleader Massacre Set Children of the Corn Set Children of the Grave Set Children of the Night Set Child's Play Set CHUD Set Coffin Set Cold Prey Set Conjuring Set Contracted Set Creepshow Set Critters Set Cruel Intentions Set Day of the Dead Set Dead Rising Set Dead Snow Set Death Factory Set Decadent Evil Set Dementia 13 Set Demoni Set Demonic Toys Set Descent Set Don't Look in the Basement Set Dy Jekyll Movies Dracula Movies Dusk Till Dawn Set Embrace the Darkness Set Evil Dead Set Exorcist Set Fear of Clowns Set Feeders Set Friday the 13th Series Fright Night Set Gargoyles Set GhostBusters Set Guinea Pig Set Halloween Series Hannibal Lector Set Hatchet Set Haunted Hill Set Haunting Connecticut Set Hayride Set Hellraiser set Hills Have Eyes Set Hostel Set House of the Dead Set House Set Human Centipede Set Insidious Set It's Alive Set Jeepers Creepers Set Joy Ride Set Killer Tomatoes Set Killjoy Set Krampus Movies Laid To Rest Set Lake Fear Set Last Exorcism Set Last House on the Left Set Last Summer Set Lizzy Borden Movies Lord of the Flies Set Lost Boys Set Lovecraft Color Out of Space Set Martyrs Set Meat Market Set Midnight Man Set Mirror Mirror Set Mirrors Set Molly Hartley Set Mostly Ghostly Set Mummy Movies Night of the Demons Set Night of the Living Dead Set Nightmare on Elm St Set Offspring Set One Missed Call Set Ouija Set Outpost Set Pet Semetary Set Phantasm Set Playing With Dolls Set Poltergeist Set Prom Night Set Psycho Set Pulse Set Pumpkinhead Set Puppet Master Set Quarantine Set Quatermass Set ReAnimator Set REC Set Reeker Set Resident Evil Set Rest Stop Set Return of the Living Dead Set Ripper Set Robert the Doll Set Salem's Lot Set Saw Series Scary Movie Set See No Evil Set Serial Killer Movies Silent Hill Set Silent Night Bloody Night Set Silent Night Deadly Night Set Silent Night Set Sinister Set Skeleton Key Set Sleepaway Camp Set Sometimes They Come Back Set Son of Sam Set Spit on Your Grave Set Stephen King Movies Stir of Echoes Set Strange Frequencies Set SubSpecies Set Super Psycho Sweet 16 Set Sweeney Todd Set Tag Along Set Tales From The Crypt Movies Texas Chainsaw Set The Cell Set The Collector Set The Crow Set The Eye Set The Fog Set The Gate Set The Grudge Set The Hidden Set The Hitcher Set The Mangler Set The Messengers Set The Omen Set The Pact Set The Prophecy Set The Ring Set The Shining Set The Stand Set The Triangle Set The Unborn Set Trilogy of Terror Set Truth or Dare Set Underworld Set Unnamable Set Unseen Evil Set Urban Legends Set Vacancy Set Carpenter's Vampires Set Village of the Damned Set Warlock Set Watchers Set Werewolf Set Wicker Man Set Wishmaster Set Witchboard Set Witchcraft Set Wolf Creek Set Woman in Black Set Wrong Turn Set Zombi Set Monster Sets Bigfoot Movies Black Lagoon Set Carnosaur Trilogy Cloverfield Set Dinosaurs Dragonheart Set Dragons Feast Set Gamera Collection Giant Slayer Collection Godzilla Dub Collection Gremlins Set Island of Dr Moreau Set Jurassic Park Set King Kong Set Mimic Set Monsters Set Pacific Rim Set Rebirth of Mothra Set Scarecrow Movies Swamp Thing Set Terror Within Set The Beast Set The Fly Set The Lost World Set The Thing Set Tremors Set Troll Hunter Set If you will include scifi & fantasy Here are those sets. Science Fiction Sets 50ft Woman Set 2001 Space Set AI & Robot Movies Alien Movies Alien Series Set Avatar Set Babylon Five Movies Back to the Future Set Blade Runner Set Body Snatchers Set Cargo Set Cube Trilogy Dark Universe Set Day the Earth Stood Still Set Decoys Set Destination Space Set Divergent Set Dredd Set Dune Set Epoch Set Event Horizon Set Fahrenheit 451 Set Femalien Set Firestarter Set First Men In The Moon Set Flatliners Set Frankenstein Movies Guyver Set Hollow Man Set Independence Day Set Invaders From Mars Set Invisible Set Iron Sky Set Lawnmower Man Set Man From Earth Set Matrix Set Maze Runner Set Men In Black Set Moon Trap Set Not of This Earth Set Not Quite Human Set Oblivion Set Omega Man Set Planet of the Apes Set Predator Set Riddick Set Robo Cop Set Rollerball Set Scanners Set Screamers Set Serenity Set Short Circut Set Silent Running Set Skyline Set Space Movies Species Set Star Trek Movies Star Wars Movies Starship Troopers Trilogy Terminator Series The Blob Set The Philadelphia Experiment Set Time Machine Set Time Movies Total Recall Set Trancers Set Tron Set War of the Worlds Set Westworld Set X-Files Movies Xtro Set Superhero Sets Antboy Set Antman Set Aquaman Set Avengers Set Batman Set Captain America Set Chameleon Set Darko Set Deadpool Set Doctor Strange Set Fantastic Four Set Ghost Rider Set GI Joe Set Green Lantern Set Guardians of the Galaxy Set Hellboy Set Iron Man Set Justice League Set Spiderman Movies Superman Movies Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies The Hulk Set Thor Set Transformers Series Watchmen Set Wonder Woman Set X-Men Set Marvel Cinematic Universe M1 Captain America: The First Avenger M2 Iron Man 1 M3 The Incredible Hulk M4 Iron Man 2 M5 Thor 1 M6 The Avengers 1 M7 Iron Man 3 M8 Thor: The Dark World M9 Captain America: The Winter Soldier M10 Guardians of the Galaxy 1 M11 Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 M12 The Avengers: Age of Ultron M13 Ant-Man 1 M14 Captain America: Civil War M15 Doctor Strange 1 M16 Spider-Man: Homecoming M17 Thor: Ragnarok M18 Black Panther 1 M19 Avengers: Infinity War M20 Ant-Man and the Wasp M21 Captain Marvel 1 M22 Avengers 4 Fantasy Sets Alice in Wonderland Set Arthur and Merlin Movies Atlas Shrugged Set Attack on Titan Set Cat People Set Clash of the Titans Set Conan Set Crocodile Dundee Trilogy Descendants Set Escape From Set Goosebumps Set Hansel & Gretel Movies Harry Potter Set Hercules Set Honey, Shrunk Kids Set Horatio Hornblower Set Hunger Games Set Indiana Jones Set Josh Kirby Time Warrior Set Journey to the Center of the Earth Set Journey to the West Set Jumanji Set Jungle Book Set Lara Croft Tomb Raider Set Left Behind Set Librarian Trilogy LOTR Hobbit Set Mortal Instruments Set Mortal Kombat Set Mysterious Island Set Mythica Set Night at the Museum Set Oh God Set Parasyte Set Percy Jackson Set Pirates of the Caribbean Set Revelation Road Set Robin Hood Set Scorpion King Set Sherlock Holmes Set Snow White Set Sword & Sandal Set Teenage Caveman Set The Alphas Set The Mark Set Treasure Island Set Viking Set Animal Sets Anaconda Series Bats Set Birdemic Set Crocodile & Alligator Movies Deep Blue Sea Set Grizzly Movies Grizzly Set Insects Jaws Series Komodo Set Lake Placid Series Piranha Movies Python Set Shark Attack Set Shark Movies Snake Movies Spider Movies The Beastmaster Set The Birds Set The Nest Set Willard Set Disaster Sets 10.5 Set Andromeda Strain Set Disaster Lowbudget Movies Final Destination Set Impact Set Poseidon Adventure Set Virus Set |
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* Train To Busan.
* Pet Sematary 1. * Pet Sematary 2. * Mortuary. * Imaginary Playmate. * What Lies Beneath. * Haunted 3D. * Sleepwalkers. * Fright Night. * Drag Me To Hell. |
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Tom4UHere
Oh My Freakin God, you really have this much movies..? I thought i had a nice collection ...(smiling). Well lets talk about it People like us that collect horror movies are a rarity. I have alot movies i give you 20 out 3000 i have 20. " Burnt Offerings" 19. " The Devil's Rejects" 18" " Annabelle" 17. " Blair Witch Project 2017" 16. " The Thing" 15. " Creepshow" 14. " Langorliers" 13. " Thinner" 12. " Needful Things" 11. " The Car" 10. " The Wraith" 9. " The Mist" 8. " Tales From The Hood" 7. " American Pyscho" 6. " April Fools" 5. " Area 51" 4. " Fire In The Sky" 3. " Twilight" 2. " Dusk Til Dawn" 1. " Night Of The Living Dead " Just to give you a few of my archives. Horror movies are my life |
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Girlie_Tazmania
Welcome to my cyber mansion....i read your movie list and I'm impressed. Half your list i own those movies.... Its nice to see a woman who not too spooked on horror movies. Not a woman like you we open the flood gates with movie titles. |
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20. " Burnt Offerings"
19. " The Devil's Rejects" 18" " Annabelle" 17. " Blair Witch Project 2017" 16. " The Thing" 15. " Creepshow" 14. " Langorliers" 13. " Thinner" 12. " Needful Things" 11. " The Car" 10. " The Wraith" 9. " The Mist" 8. " Tales From The Hood" 7. " American Pyscho" 6. " April Fools" 5. " Area 51" 4. " Fire In The Sky" 3. " Twilight" 2. " Dusk Til Dawn" 1. " Night Of The Living Dead " I absolutely will not watch the "Twilight" films. Sparkly vampires, really? Whatch "30 Days of Night" instead, hell watch any vampire movie instead. My sister saw the original "Night of the Living Dead" at the theater and it scared her bad. I watched it and found it amusing. Did you know that Romero never considered them zombies? They were "ghouls" and it was caused by a meteor so technically, its a science fiction film. Question, do you like slow zombies or fast zombies in your zombie horror films? I see a few Stephen King based films in your list. They're certainly watchable but not what I would consider hard core horror. Hard Core Horror are films like "Flowers", "A Serbian Film", "Necromentia", "Cannibal Holocaust", "Faces of Death" and other extremely twisted films. Some horror films are over-the-top roller coaster rides of fear, gore and comedy. "Evil Dead 2" & "Feast" trilogy are two that come to mind right off the bat. "Dusk Till Dawn" fits nicely in that type of playlist. The hooror films that creep me out are the sadistic serial killer films that could actually happen in real life. "Split" with James McAvoy was fantastic. "Morgan", "Marrowbone", "The 6th Sense", "10 Cloverfield Lane" (John Goodman) and others like them. James McAvoy is doing another multiple personality character in Glass (2019). It also stars Bruce Willis. There's very few 'found footage/shaky camera' films that I can tolerate. I can't stand "Blair Witch" type movies. There are some exceptions like "Area 407" and "The Dinosaur Project". "Rekill" wasn't too bad. It just seems that anyone with a video camera )and I have even seen phone filmed movies) thinks they can make a movie. Good filmmaking requires many different elements to be combined into a well-made composition. The horror movie genre is filled with lo-quailty wastes and acting is not the only thing that turns me off. I'm to the point that I can tell if a movie is any good during the opening scene. Foley art is the act of superimposing sound over film. Most of the better made films have little raw camera microphone feeds, the sounds are over-laid onto the film and clean. Another thing is the raw video look. Most of the well-made films have filters that soften the scene. The filmmaker pays attention to and uses shadows. Then you have wardrobes that look like you raided grandma and grandpa's old trunk. Good filmmaking requires attention to detail. Having watched so many films, I notices these things in the first 5 minutes. Then we have the age of prequels. "Jeepers Creepers" is one film series that 'breaks' if you watch the movies by release. I hear people complaining about "Jeepers Creepers 3" all the time. If watched by order of release, it sucks but if the movies are watched 1, 3, 2 it all makes sense. The same thing goes for the "Alien" movies and the "Marvel Cinematic Universe". You gotta watch them in order of 'timeline' to appreciate them. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) happens before Ouija (2014). If you watch them according to timeline, back to back, its a better movie experience. When The Thing (2011) came out, I watched it and immediately watched The Thing (1982). From a timeline perspective it fits well but the filmmaking styles leave a big gap. Aside from the SFX disparity, I thought it was important that the 2011 film paid enough attention to detail to include lil indicators that showed in the 1982 version. Its that 'attention to detail' that marks a film as well-made, IMO. In "Prometheus" and "Covenant", the disparity of the SFX with "Alien" is not addressed. You can read fandom that tries to explain the reasons off-screen but the finished product fails because it was not addressed in the films. Plus, you have the whole idea of the xenomorphs being created by David which indicates "lazy writing" and lack of "imagination and creativity". It "breaks" the original film. One of the biggest turn-offs for me in any 'genre' driven film is lazy writing and lack of creativity. Same thing/different movie. Same thing/different show. Its like there is a handbook that dictates the way a movie or how must be written to make money and each must have certain plot elements. Granted, movies and shows are made to make money but c'mon. Horror Movie Wisdom 1.When it seems that you’ve killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2.If you find out that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or comited suicide, or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away imediatly!! 3.Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone. 6. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. 7. If you're running from the monster, you will most likely trip or fall. If you are female you definitely will. 8. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine, especially if it is called Derry. 9. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. 10. When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up. 11. People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point. 12. Do not call the police, as they are either evil and will turn you in, or will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself. 13. If you are using a gun to combat the all-consuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload). 14. If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there. 15. Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer. 16. If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up! 17. If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise utterly destroy him. 18. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out. 19. Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead. 20. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 21. Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be. 22. Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something icky because "there's so much we can learn from them". 23. Don't make fun of or play with dead things. 24. If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible. 25. When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never, NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart this world in the first five minutes. 26. If you assist the villain of the film, do not expect gratitude in exchange for your services. In fact, do not expect anything other then death, which will come in the final minutes of the film and usually over the girl you have become attracted to, but the villain wants as their own. 27. When you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone. 28. When one of your spaceship's crew finds a hideous parasite attached to his body (as a result of disobeying the previous rule), don't let him back on the ship. The guy's dog meat anyway. 29. When a hideous alien menace is hunting you (as a result of disobeying the previous two rules never wander off alone to hunt for the ship's cat. 30. Never, EVER go in/out there (There being the attic, closet, barn, basement, dark alley, dark anywhere else, the all-concealing shadows, the woods or the lake). 31. If someone who seems important tells you to do or NOT do something (like DON'T fall asleep, DON'T leave me, DON'T look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself by all means, listen to them, unless doing so would break another of the guidelines. 32. Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or any other strange noises from the other side. 33. DO NOT go into the dark room. 34. If you're a male, get out of there as fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is a female. 35. While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone. 36. Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap. 37. If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Unless you want to die!! 38. Your dog can take care of itself... 39. So can your spouse... 40. And your kids. 41. Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the person you saved will usually die anyway. 42. Your plan takes into account all possible situations ... except for the one that actually occurs. 43. Feel no guilt. 44. If you throw away some possession of yours (antique dolls and ventriloquist's dummies in particular), and you find it again in your house/car/pockets/etc. move to another country IMMEDIATELY! Of course, it WILL be waiting for you in the car as you go to leave. 45. If you try to run away, always take the bus. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take. And you have to go through dark, underground stations to get on a subway. 46. If you're being chased by a monster and you find one of your friends and they ask "what's wrong?", don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If they're really your friend they'll follow. If not -that's their tough luck. 47. If you should easily enter a home that you've either heard a scream from or there is no sign of life when there should be, do not be surprised to find that all means of escape (i.e. doors, windows, etc.) will be locked, effectively allowing the monster to come within a gnat's hair to you. 48. If you should run across one of the escape routes from the previous rule that is made of glass, DO NOT waste time pounding on it. Breaking it would prove to be a better course of action. (Remember, a cut-up hand is better than a chest wound.) 49. If you are a good dog you have a 50-50 chance of survival. Good dogs will only die if they stand up to the monster in defence of their master. Bite the hand that feeds you and run away! 50. If you are a bad dog (bad dog!), you WILL be dead by the movie's end. Therefore, kill all people you encounter, except for your ex-master, whom you feel strangely compelled to avoid. 51. If you're a cat, just hide your head and pray that the monsters won't eat you, the Catholic Inquisitors won't burn you as a witch's familiar, and/or the horny teen-age guys don't throw you over the edge of a cliff to see if you land on your feet. 52. If you find a lot of dead people running around making zombies out of the living, kill yourself IMMEDIATELY! There is no happiness to be found when you're being eaten alive. 53. A single monster can never be killed. Multiple monsters can never be driven to extinction. Therefore, try to get one kind to go after the other. 54. When you fight a monster use fire, electricity or acid whenever possible. Preferably use all of the above. And an atom bomb. 55. Always make eye shots whenever possible as all monsters ignore chest/limb attacks. If you hit the eye the monster will be blinded for a while (maybe ... and if you're reaaallly lucky... and if the creature even has any eyes to shoot in the first place). Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead. Never dance drunk on a grave. Never listen to music that contains staccato shrieking violins. If you are a woman, never strip and take a shower in slow motion. The first woman to either lose or remove her clothing is dead meat. The guy with the testosterone overdose is also dead meat. Along with the guy that is always making jokes, especially lame ones. Never babysit. There are enough babysitter-in-danger-thanks-to-a-stupid-killer flicks out there already. If you ARE stupid enough to babysit, never try on the mom’s nightgown collection. You’ll only end up showing more skin. Remember: Skin=Death. Always remember — SEX=DEATH! If you are a stoner among other stoners, be the quiet one or the lovable one. All the other stoners will be killed. Never let someone hypnotize you at a party. If you are trying to escape the killer, sliding through the cat door in the electronic garage door will not help you any. Stay away from sewers. Don’t ever do something just because someone dares you to. A small town’s little summer celebration might sound like fun. But if you hear the locals say things like, “Why you’re the guest of honor! We couldn’t even have the barbecue with out you!”, run like hell. If you are trapped in a house surrounded by demons, making coffee will not help anyone. Always be nice to the shy, quiet, unpopular girl in school. Clowns never have, nor will they ever be helpful to hang around while in a horror movie. As harmless as the might seem, they WILL kill you once you let your guard down. Avoid people with pointy teeth. Avoid people with lots of facial hair. Avoid people with pale complexions who sway and moan, If the barber remarks on the “666” tattoo your kid has, abandon the kid and move to Irkutsk. If you see a burly man wearing a hockey mask and toting a chainsaw, DO NOT stick around to see if he’s with the Philadelphia Flyers. Never buy your kid a toy that talks back. Remember: Just say “NO” to human blood. Never watch a horror movie while you’re in a horror movie. Never, under any circumstance, plan a camping trip that coincides with Friday the 13th. Pigs blood is not now, nor has it ever been funny. If the young girls of the neighborhood start singing songs about boogeymen while jumping rope, consider moving. If you hit a man with a car in the middle of the night and try to roll him off of a dock, make sure that he is dead! Never EVER play with any Ouija board that you find in the basement of your newly bought, run-down house. Never run into a deserted graveyard at night. If running from the monster/killer, try to make the least amount of noise possible. Especially if you are female. Panting, crying and screaming is not going to help you hide any better. For pete’s sake…NEVER stick your hand down the garbage disposal. Especially if you just heard strange noises in your house or while sinister music is playing. Don’t marry a guy that has Satan Worshippers as friends. They will want you to birth the new Anti-Christ. If you think you see your girlfriend/boyfriend and they are wearing a mask, not talking, or conspicuously hiding their face, it’s not them. Don’t be mean to the new kid. They will just end up killing you. If you hear a strange noise coming from upstairs that sounds similar to, oh let’s say a severed head falling to the floor, don’t go trying to find out what it is. Never touch something that just oozed out of a comet that landed near an abandoned farm house. When battling zombies, always sever their head or shoot them in the brain. If you they still want to eat you after that, just surrender. There’s no hope for you anyway. Never wait until you NEED the gun to check and see if it’s loaded. If you buried your child in a strange place and he came back as a demon, DON’T bury your wife in the same place. Don’t spend a lot of time in houses decorated with an excessive amount of medivel weaponry. It will be used eventually. Don’t make a documentary that requires you to hike through the woods while looking for a witch that leaves stick figures hanging in trees. Never transport the killer in an ambulance from one place to another. Even if they’ve been in a coma for 10 years, they’ll wake up. If your hand has been possesed by the Force of Evil, do NOT chop off your hand. Doing so will merely allow the disembodied hand the freedom to wreak havoc independent of your body. And now you have to spend the rest of the film trying to track it down, If you have a feeling you’ll end up being chased by zombies during the night, remember to wear comfortable running shoes. If you are a girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes and big boobs, well, you are pretty much screwed. Always check the backseat of your car before you get in. If a giant shark is chasing your family, don’t go swimming. Actually, stay away from the water, period. If you are fleeing from a killer or supernatural being and you see a cop car, run right by it. There are three possible ways that things will turn out if you try to get the cops attention and none are good: A. The cop is already dead in some gruesome way that will cause you to scream and alert the killer/monster as to where you are. B. The cop will probably end up dead as he tries to help you, this will only distract the killer away from you for a few seconds, but chances are you will end up getting killed anyway. C. The supernatural being has assumed the form of a cop and just when you think you are safe…he will kill you. If the locals say the camp is haunted, it probably is. Kill the Scientist. No matter what else you do, kill him off right away. They always want to study “it,” or take “it” back to the corporate masters, or learn from “it” at the expense of comrades lives. Eggheads are always trying to understand the unknown, and get nearly everyone killed doing it. Get a clue, kill the guy with the pocket protector, he’s going to sacrifice you anyway. If the killer is standing three feet in front of you, don’t just stand there and scream while he comes running towards you. It may comes as a shock, but he DOES in fact want to kill you. A female should never wear a white shirt without a bra while escaping the monster. It will only increase your chances of falling and causing a freak rainstorm that will make your shirt transparent and result in your immediate death. If you live in Maine and your hometown includes a clown driving a car he calls Christine with a large ,rabid St. Bernard in the backseat, while residing in an old, haunted hotel near a strange Pet Semetary and hangs out with teenage girls with telekenetic powers….you’re pretty much screwed. |
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EyeAmYourHost39
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Tom4UHere
Lol....okay a man of your calibur not big on " Twilight" films i just like the CGI Effects.....Now your question to me is do i perfur fast zombies or slow zombies. Well if you ever watched my favorite zombie show til this day is " Z-Nation" " Z-Nation " zombies are fast. I prefer faster zombies because faster zombies seem to be more reali s tic. If a zombie Apacalypse would happen i think the movements would be quick....plus the CGI effects on faster but better. Have you ever seen the movie " Annabelle? I think Annabelle is way better killer doll than chucky....well lets analyze why. Annabelle according to the movie promos Annabelle can or is based on real demonic possession. Chucky is only voice over and CGI effects. |
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Hannibal Lecter
I don't really like. Scary but Anthony Hopkins movies are strange . I have watched them. Also, I Am Legend Will Smith |
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I posted a question to a zombie movies fan site.
Why don't zombies freeze solid in freezing weather? Zombies have no metabolism, they are basically room temperature (vampires are zombies too, undead, room temperature). You stick the bunny you just trapped in the freezer and it gets stiff as a board. Same thing with zombies and vampires, right? Hahaha Annabelle is losely based on the real-life couple Ed and Lorraine Warren. http://www.warrens.net/annabelle/ The Annabelle doll looks nothing like the dolls in the two annabelle movies or the doll in the "safe room" (Occult Museum) in the Conjuring movies. http://www.warrens.net/occult-museum-tours/ The actual supposedly possessed doll named Annabelle looks like a Ragety Ann doll. Of the two Annabelle movies, Annabelle Creation was the better one. If you haven't seen the two Conjuring films yet, you're in for a pleasant surprise if you like Annabelle. Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga have that on-screen presence that pulls you into the movies. I like them both. BTW, in the Conjuring 2, Vera Farmiga has to deal with a demon nun and that nun is then featured in its own Film that came out this year The Nun (2018). Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga did not reprise their roles as the Warrens and there is no mention of the Warrens or any connection of the Nun with Lorraine Warren. At least not that I saw. ScreenRant does make a connection tho... The malevolent, demonic force known as Valak was first introduced in The Conjuring 2, seen most commonly on Earth in the form of a ghostly Nun. In James Wan's 2016 sequel, she plotted to both kill Ed Warren as a means to pacify the psychic Lorraine and possess a teenage girl as part of the real-life Enfield haunting. Fortunately, the Warrens discovered the plot and by finally speaking its name, Lorraine was able to banish Valak to hell. Annabelle: Creation went on to establish that the Nun was previously from a convent in Romania, with a post-credits scene teasing her full spinoff.
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