Sounds aboot right, pass the beer nuts

None of the above... But, I know I'm weird.

1) Ahhhh, its a good day, I can get soooo much done.
Ahhhh, its a good day, I got everything done yesterday.

2) (Next day) Ugh! I hate coming home to a empty apartment.
(Next day) `tehehe, everything's still done.

3) Sheesh, I really would like some great NSA sex.
Sheesh, I really would love someone to talk with.

4) Well, that ain't happ'nen. To much psychological aftermath.
Well, that ain't happ'nen. To many psychopaths.

5) (surfing dating sites or FB profiles) Hmmmm, sure would be nice to have nice girlfriend.
(surfing dating sites) Hmmmm, I wonder if she will respond?

6) (!!!internal anxiety!!!) Naaah! Then I gotta check in every day, explain what im doing, sense of obligation, all that emotional work.....
I don't have internal anxiety and I never think like that.

7) Whats on YouTube?......
I should check the streaming sites to see if there are any new movies to watch...

8 ) I think Ill go work on my car...
I think I'll go sit at the beach.

9) (11:30 pm) Hmmmm, I wonder what my kids are doing?
Mike is sleeping
Christopher is sleeping
Joe is up but watching movies
Mandy is sleeping

10) Do they think of me?
I have no doubt my children think of me and that they love me. I also know they know I love them.

11) God I wish I had a normal home life.
For a single disabled man nearing sixty on limited fixed income and restricted mobility I do have a normal home life and require no assistance from God.

12) Is there something wrong with me?
I know there are many things wrong with me but I'm weird so they don't really matter to my over-all contentment with life.

13) Am I not able to have a relationship with a woman?
I am currently building a relationship with a woman.

14) (Laying diagonally in a king size bed) This is nice!
I don't have a king sized bed but the double I have is very comfortable with the space foam mattress.

15) (morning) ..... ughhh.... this sucks waking up alone.....
(morning) ..... ughhh.... Pain meds wore off...Need Coffee!

16) I snap, crackle and pop louder than a bowl of Rice Krispies!
17) Dang! I done kicked my head under the sofa again. Where's that coat hanger, maybe I can hook a nostril.
18) Meat & Cheese, Meat & Cheese...Meat & Chee...BACON!
19) My dishes are staring at me, they're pretty mad but I'm just gunna ignore them today and I'll sneak up on them tomorrow and wash them while they're distracted.
20) I hope nobody calls the dirty laundry police. Once they come in, they look for other stuff like abandoned socks and dryer lint. I don't wanna go to jail.
21) I'm really sick of walking on floors.
22) My head got sucked out the truck window last time I went to the store. Gotta drive r e a l slow and see if I can find it. Hopefully a gator didn't eat it.
23) When its all said and done, it ain't no fun playing hide and seek by myself.
24) Wisdom tells me it will be today till round midnight.
25) My mouth certainly isn't constipated!

Hey some men might need to put thought into keeping their feet moving forward. but that might apply to women as well. Does thinking about the same thing more than once count as individual thoughts? For instance, I think about needing to pee several times a day.

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I tried to think about you thinking about needing to pee but I just couldn't get into it so I went pee myself and it was really fun. Now I'm thinking about doing it again because it was so fun.

Now I'm thinking I should record the sound and digitize it so I can use it as a sample for creating my own musical score.

Now I'm thinking when the dr asks for a urine sample I can just play him the song.
Now I'm thinking I need to buy a stool so I can also give him that stool sample he's been pestering me for.

Now I'm thinking, gawd Tom, you're freakin weird!

I'm thinking I don't actually qualify to answer this "question" because I'm not single and some would say I am both good and bad...

I have had enough experiences to know that all single men do not think the same. Thank goodness !

The list is good probably for many.

I've think of a few other things but Will Not list on here

It is interesting list though.

Well, I can't say that list applies to me. It's way off the mark.

Besides, if it's supposed to be funny, it leaves out the best parts....which can't be posted here anyway because it's not PG-13.

NSA is also the National Security Agency, the United States cryptologic organization that coordinates and directs highly specialized activities to protect United States information systems and to produce foreign intelligence information.

So you want to date one of those agents?

So basically a "good single man" is just an insecure lonely horny guy that never sees his kids from a failed relationship or really does much except work on his car, surf the internet for women/videos, and daydream about women while being annoyed by/afraid of the reality?

Well...I think if you changed "work on his car" to "masturbates excessively" you'll have described about 78%+ of the male population on internet dating sites.

Sure. I would like being with a spy

Define: "excessively"

As a man, I'm quite adept at thinking about,
absolutely nothing.

But, i ponder that 'nothing', intently.

I would also date a spy,