Q: It seems that this perfect man met this perfect woman and they got married. One day on December 24 they were driving down the road and they noticed a man stranded on the side of the road. This was no ordinary man, but it was Santa Claus. Being the perfect people that they were they offered Santa a ride because he was in a hurry to get his toys delivered. So the perfect man and perfect woman sped up to deliver Santa to his destination on time. Alas, the roads were slippery and the car got into an accident and 2 of the 3 people were killed. Can you guess who survived?

A: Since Santa Claus and a Perfect Man are both myths...the perfect woman had to survive.

of course

All woman are perfect.

ummm..tom???...oh nevermind...

**** You Talking About?


Santa is Real Man. I saw him the other day at the Mall.