Topic: I believe that since
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Sat 09/29/18 05:08 PM
explode

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Sat 09/29/18 05:10 PM
we have some lovely cheeses to go with that whinebigsmile

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Sat 09/29/18 05:30 PM
Happy B day Cranky.

I'll send you a case of Metamucil. You're gonna find you'll need it not long after hitting the big SIX-O. You're also gonna find that a lot of other things stop working quite the way they should. Oh happy days.

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Sat 09/29/18 05:43 PM
I turn 60 in a few days I can officially be a cranky old man and not get crap from anyone. What say you?

I'm not sure you realize what you're asking.
The only reason people don't give crap to old people for being cranky a-holes is because old people aren't really seen as having value.
So why give a crap, the old guy will just go away and you don't have to talk to them or deal with them anymore, they just don't matter.

When someone gives you crap, it means they give a crap about you, or what you think, or what you say.

If they don't, it means you don't really matter.

That's the perfect time to buy a little shack in the hills and start reading the anarchists cookbook.

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Sat 09/29/18 05:46 PM

I turn 60 in a few days I can officially be a cranky old man and not get crap from anyone. What say you?

I'm not sure you realize what you're asking.
The only reason people don't give crap to old people for being cranky a-holes is because old people aren't really seen as having value.
So why give a crap, the old guy will just go away and you don't have to talk to them or deal with them anymore, they just don't matter.

When someone gives you crap, it means they give a crap about you, or what you think, or what you say.

If they don't, it means you don't really matter.

That's the perfect time to buy a little shack in the hills and start reading the anarchists cookbook.


Sweet...

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Sat 09/29/18 05:46 PM

Happy B day Cranky.

I'll send you a case of Metamucil. You're gonna find you'll need it not long after hitting the big SIX-O. You're also gonna find that a lot of other things stop working quite the way they should. Oh happy days.



You mean I'm going to need a pill just to take all the pills I need to keep this wreck of a body going?

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Sat 09/29/18 07:09 PM
a pre birthday thread, that's awesome.


Met too I plan to be a pain in the arse when I'm older smokin

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Sat 09/29/18 07:23 PM

a pre birthday thread, that's awesome.


Met too I plan to be a pain in the arse when I'm older smokin


I'm already a pain in the azz. I just want to know if I'm now going to do so without people b!tch!ng.

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Sat 09/29/18 08:39 PM

I turn 60 in a few days I can officially be a cranky old man and not get crap from anyone. What say you? explode


Feliz cumpleanos tortuga you have always been cranky Horace :kiss:

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Sat 09/29/18 09:47 PM
Happy birthday you cranky old geezer!biggrin

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Sun 09/30/18 08:03 AM


a pre birthday thread, that's awesome.


Met too I plan to be a pain in the arse when I'm older smokin


I'm already a pain in the azz. I just want to know if I'm now going to do so without people b!tch!ng.



Well, I hate to tell ya but you're a couple of days away from being put in the corner, completely ignored and left to fester in your dirty diapers.


You should have put up with peoples biotching a lil more mate smokin

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Sun 09/30/18 08:29 AM
laugh

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Thu 10/04/18 08:55 AM


Happy Cranky Beautiful HuhDidYouSaySomethingPissOff! Whenever Your Birthday Is/Was to YOU!

((( H20 ))) flowerforyou

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Thu 10/04/18 09:17 AM
Now it's time to change your username to Cranky_OLD_Geezer...

Happy Old Birthday to the piss off old fart. bigsmile




Hope you were able to be extra cranky to everyone... :thumbsup:


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Wed 10/10/18 10:30 AM

Now it's time to change your username to Cranky_OLD_Geezer...

Happy Old Birthday to the piss off old fart. bigsmile




Hope you were able to be extra cranky to everyone... :thumbsup:





I'm cranky to everyone every day. I haven't pissed anyone off today, though, yet.

Old geezer seems somewhat redundant...

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Wed 10/10/18 10:39 AM
From an older cranky to a new one, welcome to the club. Meetings are every Sunday catered by a group of playboy bunnies. They help keep our memories fresh since we tend to forget things. laugh

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Wed 10/10/18 10:43 AM

...since we tend to forget things. laugh



Tell me about it. Wait... What?

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Wed 10/10/18 07:20 PM
Enjoy the senior discount at Denny's.


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Wed 10/10/18 07:35 PM
i'm offerin' a glass of 101 since it's how old you look. drinks

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Wed 10/10/18 08:04 PM
explode