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| Topic: Grannits...OUTLAWS PARIDISE - part 2 | |
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5'3 I dont think Im short for a girl,but my son just said I was the shortest elf damn you would fit in my pocket 
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Grannit dont you start too or else Im gonna have to bite your ass also
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Watch out John! She has a step ladder and ain't afraid to use it!
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nope and Im gonna take a bite out of every guy here tonight
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Hi everyone how are you tonight
Laura please dont bite me yet i just walked in |
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dont bite,to hard
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Well tell him that he's wrong....cause I'm 5'3 too and I've DATED a shorter elf than me...
I am 5'2, we are about average for women. Tell you son he just thinks short.
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Can't protect you from that bite, you started it with your short comment.
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Hey Kandi!
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welcome back bro
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Hey Kandi! good evening kind sir |
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Dugger I know grannit has his shot do you
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Thanks John!Hows it going?
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anything good happing other than bitting laura
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Dugger I know grannit has his shot do you gotta keep up with them in case i meet someone like you 
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Doing fine Kandi. But if you must call me sir, please spell it correctly! CUR!
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I was thinkin' bout hopping up on that there bar and doin' some Coyote Ugly dancin' while singin' some karoke, but I need more liquid courage.
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I was thinkin' bout hopping up on that there bar and doin' some Coyote Ugly dancin' while singin' some karoke, but I need more liquid courage.
holding a 20 up for you to dance over here |
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Doing fine Kandi. But if you must call me sir, please spell it correctly! CUR!
Sorry  I didn't mean to offend.
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What's your pleasure?
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