There was this guy who lived in the mountians and after 5 years became very horny. After much thought he came down the mountian and into town to see if he couldn,t get laid.

He asked one of the townsfolk where all the women were and the man replied " there were no women here ,but he could get old Clem in the back and the mountian man said " I don,t go for that ****", and back up the mountian he went.

Another 5 years past and the mountian man came back down really horny this time and again he asked where all the women were and the guy in town said there were no women but like I said we have old Clem in the back the mountian man said like i told you before I dont go for that **** and back up the mountian he goes.

Another 10 years pasts and he was so horny he could hardly stand it so down the mountian he comes and asks if they were any women yet but again he was to no but they could get old Clem

The mountian man finally agrees so he was told to wait.

About 5 minutes pasts and he hears this blood curling squeel and looks out the window and sees dust and hair flying.

The mountian man asks what in the hell is that and the guy in town says thats old Clem He don,t go for that **** either.