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1. Paperweight.
2. Doorstop. 3. Tie a rope to it and use it as a boat anchor. 4. Use it as a hockey puck when you play Icehockey. 5. Christmas Olympic Family Games- Fruitcake Shot Putt. lol Ok- I know all of you can come up with some more uses for fruitcake... Discuse and have fun!!! (Or I'll send you one...   )
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Use it as a brillo pad to clean the kitchen sink lol
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emergency brake when changing a flat tire
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7. a legally concealed weapon in your purse, ladies
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Edited by
Quietncasual
on
Thu 12/06/07 01:22 PM
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Baseball..
Batters up!!!
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a steop stool
A water saver in your toilet tank a gift to a special friend next Christmas an anvil bookends ballast in your rowboat a tangible metaphor a speed bump squirrel bait a booster seat a pin cushion |
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Use for bricks to build houses...
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we put one on a platter last year and filled the middle with dip and put the goodies all around it.... big hit and great conversation piece!
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I make azzzzzzzz kickin fruitcake
 ....Disappears as fast as I can make em...The secret,,,,put a little booze in the mix With these, the candies dandy, but the liquor`s quicker
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someone else's Christmas present...(either that or a lump of coal)
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<---not a regifter....
My dad will eat it! Just send all your fruitcakes to him and he will dispose of them!!! |
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fodder to fill up the trash bag
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spare tire
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discus toss
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kids like them for hockey pucks out in the street here.... ("IF" they break ...the squirrels take the pieces)
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Use um for behind the tires so your vehical won't roll
in the snow... Bumping this post since it is getting closer to the time when some of you are gonna get friutcake!
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use it for a weapon of mass destruction
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Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
Use instead of sand bags during El Nino. Use as railroad ties Collect ten and use them as bowling pins Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers. Give it to the cat for a scratching post |
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