A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. He's looking around when he spots a guy at the other end of the bar in a golden suit, a beautiful blonde with big tits on by his side, and half a peach for a head.
The guy thinks to himself,
"HOLY Shakespeare! Ive got to hear this guys story."
So he walks over to the guy with half a peach for a head, and without hesitating, asks him,
"Hey buddy, whats up with your freakin head!?"
The man replies,
"Well, I was metal detecting on the beach one day when I came across this old bottle buried in the sand. Well Dod damnit if it wasn’t a genie bottle. He told me I could have three wishes."
"My first wish was for all the money I could ever spend. This symbolic golden suit appeared on me with no limit credit cards spilling out of the pockets."
"My second wish was for a beautiful blonde with big tits who would fulfil any sexual desire I could imagine. Damn. There she was. And she doesn’t disappoint."
The guy, knowing the answer to his question is about to be revealed, asks in a serious voice,
"Man, then what happened?"
Peach head replies, "Well, Ive always wanted half a peach for a head."