An old woman goes to the doctor with a crotch itch. The doctor tells her she has crabs, but she tells him there's no way she has crabs because she's a virgin.
She storms out and goes to another doc for a second opinion. The second doctor also tells her she has crabs. The old lady starts screaming and *****ing, telling him how she's an 80 year old virgin, and it is not an option, and the doctor agrees to check the test results again. Finally, the doctor tells the lady
"I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is, it's not crabs. The bad news is, your cherry's rotten and you have fruit flies."

GOOD ONE !!!!

that reminds me the last woman I dated was so rich she didnt have crabs

she had lobsters

ha ha ha !!

haha, hey arnt you that guy from shawn of the dead?

@gonzo.....welcome

guys

the good thing is she looked great in fish neck stocking