A man calls home to his wife and says,
Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.
We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend.
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend, he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.

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and the cheater gets hooked by wife