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A guy gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, and runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" The wife says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter..... f*ck off!"   |
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awww yeah if only we could have that one moment in life!
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oh that is so sad he told his wife of many years to fick off.
ya know i find this attitude pretty sick , donchu women out there. tell us what u think.... 
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 I agree with Duffy!!!!And don't forget 50/50
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Edited by
joshyfox
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Wed 12/05/07 06:43 PM
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Yeah the old "Take my wife, please" style jokes are getting kinda tragic now days...
On the other hand he did immediately use winnings as "Screw you money" , which is one of my goals if I ever win the lottery. Enough money to tell anyone I want, "Screw you!" |
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