One day Tarzan swung into a tree and splattered himself to pieces.One guy said "gentleman we can rebuild him".The only problem was that the only doctor within 500 square miles of jungle was a vet.

The vet replied I will use a eye of a eagle on him,I will put a pair of monkey hands on him, and for his main part we will use a elephant trunk.

About six months later Tarzan ran into the vet and the vet replied "how are the new parts working Tarzan"? Tarzan said well that eye of a eagle he said I can see 3 miles in the jungle and even see a mouse. The monkey hands he I can swing on the vines and not not slide or get blisters.

But pointing at his groin this thing is giving me nothing but grief. The vet said whats wrong with it and Tarzan replied" It keeps ripping up grass and sticking it up my ass.