A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.

Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."

He said he had to leave the club about three times a night.

In its letter to the retired bus driver, the club said: "After several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors.

"You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request."


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There's enough gaseous emissions flying around here, I wonder if they will get asked to stand outside as there are ladies present???

well i guess he vapors are ok then

One of my friends bfs at the time broke wind in my car..............5 hours later.......the stench was still there......his were very deadly....

On another note......my son farted during story time in grade 2 and his teacher made him leave the class.......heheeeeeeeeee he still laughs about that!!!!

like mother like son

hehehehe

or is that a myth

actually no.........he used to have burping contests with my dads friend........and he always won!!!! I try not to do that.....