I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son".

OMG...that was too funny!! love it!!

lol, thats great

Good one....

sounds like my dad--he can come up with s**t that makes me think.....

OMG,,,,,,, Spit my Dr Pepper at the damn screen
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ****zersssssssssssss to damn funny