Okay, we all like our "fluffy" stories about ourselves and can't wait to share them, but what happens when you have that one (or more) embarrassing moment that seems to stick in your head forever? Here's your chance to share with the JSH world!

I'll go first since this was my brilliant idea...LOL. I have several, but this one really sticks out in my head. Enjoy!

My ex and I were married for some 9 years. Our son was just a little guy at the time. One day while sitting in the living room it got quite quiet and we wondered what he was up to. All of a sudden he comes running out of our bedroom screaming at his mother and I, "Daddy, daddy, I found a winkie." Upon looking up, and to my utter amazement, he is running across the room with his mothers dildo in hand! Worse than trying to tell him that some poor man must have lost it, no.... that wasn't enough for him. That night he speaks to Grandma on the phone and tells her that he found some mans penis in mommies closet!

that cant be good

Having this post "FIVE" times must be embarrassing...

Yea.... what the heck happened there? JSH fart in the system? How do I delete the other four?

I think we were in the twilight zone again...

I don't see the delete thingy anymore- so I guess they
just stay on there...

lmao... well now we know you have quite a few embarrasing moments!

GREAT! Apologies to all! I'm going into hiding now...LOL! If you can't laugh at yourself for silly stupid stuff then don't laugh at all, huh?

Hmmmm yeah a couple of them ... no dildos were harmed in the making of mine though ...

ONE
I went to a Christmas party with my husband which involved dancing ... invariably someone would step on my foot and put a run in my pantyhose so to be prepared I always brought an extra pair in my coat pocket just in case.

Flash forward a week ... It is midnight madness at the local mall which meant that stores were open all night for our shopping convenience.

I am at the cash register with a lineup about 20 people behind me ... my nose started to run so I reached in my pocket for a Kleenex.

Blew my nose before I realized that it was not a Kleenex in my hand ... but the spare pantyhose from the week before ... once stashed in my pocket ... and now unceremoniously displayed with the legs dangling down past my waist ...


TWO involved disrupting court

and
THREE ... a wayward shoe ... a cute guy ... and Miami Vice theme music



That's all I'm sayin

i don't understand this. they will let u print stories about dildoes whatever those are, but they won't let us talk about hilary clinton's dead boyfriend, and all those people that died mysteriously under bill clinton's rule. go figure that one.

Perhaps they are just concerned about permitting people that may be undereducated or uneducated to share their view points!

I just couldn't resist!

ok, i guess ill share mine.
i was at a friends house, sitting on the couch, watching T.V., when my friends 4 year old boy, walks up to me and says, "whats that", im like what, he grabs my crotch, and says "that", i jumped back, i was shocked, didnt know what to say to him, so the first thing that came to mind was a cell phone, so i told him it was a cell phone, he asked, "why is it there", i started laughing, so i had to get up and tell his mother what happened.

Funny!

Let me tell you what happent to my cousin the other day and she told me about it
she sent an e-mail like this:
I went out on a date with this guy and unfortunately I was sick with the flu the whole week and this was the weekend and I didn't want to cancel out on the date so I decided to still go since I was feeling better! "Big Mistake" I was laughing and all of a sudden I started coughing and I cough up a lot of stuff but I tried to smooth it down so I end up swallowing it and my date said to me "WHY DIDN'T U SPIT THAT OUT" I wanted the earth to swallow me! and then he still turn around and said to me " You betta spit that out next time" I played it off by telling him to take me home cuz I wasn't feeling good! several weeks went by B4 I could talk to him again!

I ahve another embarrasing moment....and that was when my cousin and I went to this hotel in Guatemala city, we went to all kind of restaurants that night and my cousin was eating a litte bet of everything then we end up ordering something else to take it back to the hotel, after that.. we went to bed and I could see during the night my cousin would go to the bathroom alot so I asked her what happent, she said ...Oh Yami you will not believe it...I said what ...she said I Shi**** the bed, I said what!!! yea and I do not ahve more panties and I am washing this panty and make it dry for about 3 times!! I said why? she said because everytime i Put it on ...I Shi**** Again!!!
I said oh my God, so I said cover yourself with this sheet so next day I got up and I saw her in the bathroom again she was trying to clean the white sheet that was not white anymore...so we were afraid people would find out about it so what we did ....as soonest the guest from next door left, we exchanged the sheets and put the clean ones on her bed, and left the dirty one on the other room
When we were about to leave the manager said....and it will be 200 quetzales for the sheet!!!!
That it is embarrasing specially in front of the staff.
So as you can see ....sh""" happens on sheets!

real life