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Topic: The virtual kiss 😘
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Wed 03/28/18 08:56 AM


Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

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Wed 03/28/18 09:00 AM



Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

Your cat was obsessed with snails too? surprised :laughing:

Larsi666 😽's photo
Wed 03/28/18 09:11 AM




Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

Your cat was obsessed with snails too? surprised :laughing:


Aye. When he was a kitten, he ate them in the back garden and threw them up shortly after. It went on for a couple of months.

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Wed 03/28/18 09:13 AM


whoa what was the question? I didn't hear it because of someone next to me sucking a snail :snail:laugh

The question was how do snails multiply tongue2:laughing:

Oh, that question blushing
Well, imagine a snail :snail: in front of you his shell facing left. tail up and nose down then her shell facing right. tail up nose down then put them together. that's how laugh
But don't imagine what that looks like ok, it's the shape of guys bits laugh
Slugs are different. they have a thing on there head I think laugh

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Wed 03/28/18 09:28 AM





Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

Your cat was obsessed with snails too? surprised :laughing:


Aye. When he was a kitten, he ate them in the back garden and threw them up shortly after. It went on for a couple of months.

Poor snails lol . I hope your cat developed better taste after that phase :laughing:

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Wed 03/28/18 09:32 AM



whoa what was the question? I didn't hear it because of someone next to me sucking a snail :snail:laugh

The question was how do snails multiply tongue2:laughing:

Oh, that question blushing
Well, imagine a snail :snail: in front of you his shell facing left. tail up and nose down then her shell facing right. tail up nose down then put them together. that's how laugh
But don't imagine what that looks like ok, it's the shape of guys bits laugh
Slugs are different. they have a thing on there head I think laugh

Ok ... ok. So I don’t even know how to tell a male from a female snail lol. And this is really taking the topic off to where it started mbaf :laughing: now that you mention slugs hhhmmm :laughing: lets go back to spelling shall we rofl

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Wed 03/28/18 09:43 AM
whoa did you not learn anything at school?
The female is the one with long eyelashes and little boobies laugh
Now stop being naughty and get back on topic laugh flowers

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Wed 03/28/18 09:50 AM
I didn’t have snail 101 unfortunately tongue2 now who’s being naughty? The topic is to spell how two snails sound like when they virtually kiss roflroflrofl

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Wed 03/28/18 09:53 AM
I've seen them kiss and there eyes pop back in laugh
And they kiss very slowly :snail::snail:

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Wed 03/28/18 10:00 AM
I was about to sleep afib lol. You are keeping me awake with this weird visions of snails :laughing: yet still not answering the sound spelling tongue2 imagining you with a magnifying glass watching snails kiss slowly (as if they can go fast tongue2) is such a hilariously silly thought. rofl:

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Wed 03/28/18 10:02 AM
I like to kiss like snails, no, not all slimy, slow and soft blushing
Now go to sleep asleep :angel:

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Wed 03/28/18 10:11 AM
Bossy tongue2 go easy with the snails mbaf ... give the right answer when you’ve figured it out. waving

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Wed 03/28/18 10:16 AM
You can't spell soft and slowly huh
Only if you slip off and hit your head on the bed then that would be "ouch"laugh flowers

Larsi666 😽's photo
Wed 03/28/18 12:24 PM






Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

Your cat was obsessed with snails too? surprised :laughing:


Aye. When he was a kitten, he ate them in the back garden and threw them up shortly after. It went on for a couple of months.

Poor snails lol . I hope your cat developed better taste after that phase :laughing:


Yeah. He is not eating them anymore. And he is not kissing them, or watching them mating either rofl

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Wed 03/28/18 06:51 PM

You can't spell soft and slowly huh
Only if you slip off and hit your head on the bed then that would be "ouch"laugh flowers

Yep that’s an answer alright :laughing:

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Wed 03/28/18 06:52 PM







Still talking about snails? rofl

Ah well, hi Bailey. How is things? flowerforyou

Mikey is obsessed with snails lol


At least, my cat got out of that habit bigsmile

Your cat was obsessed with snails too? surprised :laughing:


Aye. When he was a kitten, he ate them in the back garden and threw them up shortly after. It went on for a couple of months.

Poor snails lol . I hope your cat developed better taste after that phase :laughing:


Yeah. He is not eating them anymore. And he is not kissing them, or watching them mating either rofl

Lol that’s such good news for snails everywhere rofl

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Wed 03/28/18 07:29 PM

I like to kiss like snails, no, not all slimy, slow and soft blushing
Now go to sleep asleep :angel:


Do your eyes pop back in too? tongue2

I'm with Sis, I'd like to know what slow and soft sounds like, and how to spell that. bigsmile

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Wed 03/28/18 07:31 PM
Mmmmmmmmchhhh

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Wed 03/28/18 07:32 PM
Thanks Stu bigsmile

Stu's photo
Wed 03/28/18 07:34 PM
Better than suuuuuuurrrp?laugh

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