If you were a mod what would you do? I'll get this ball rolling here

1. Rate me threads would be turned to i-rate me threads as in they make me irate much in the same way people with iphones pull them out pretending that they have phone calls cause they want everyone to see their 500 dollar phone.

2. delete threads would have new categories such as
delete due to gross mental incapacity
delete due to utterly incomprehensible grammar and spelling
delete due to risk of inducing a comatose state

3. posts must contain at least 1 and preferably more emoticons. I dunno, I find them cute

4. Am I cute threads would have the format of a grade school "do you like me" letter with 2 little boxes to check with a crayon. Those boxes would be labelled
( ) Yes, you're cute but the desperation isn't
( ) No, but I ain't that picky so hit me back

5. Russian scammers can only message Nigerian scammers, we'll let them sort it out amongst themselves. That way Nigeria can get all the mail order brides they want and Russia can get the million bucks that seemingly ever single Nigerian with internet connection has.

6. The sent message bin will have a new category instead of just read, it will say read, but I don't give a f***

7. Inbox will also have a new category
sent, you don't really think you're getting a reply on this one do you?

8. People WHO USE ALL CAPS, will have people sent to their homes to remove the shift and caps lock keys from their keyboards. You have used enough caps, you are stuck with miniscule lettering for the rest of your time here.

9. People who insist on making fun of everyone and everything shall be given hugs and kisses from all the pretty ladies here

Geek, you never fail to make me laugh!

my pleasure QB, when I saw that you posted I thought you were gonna tell me to QwitmyBytchin.

common nobody wants to make some rules up? How come everyone else in my life wants to make rules for me to follow except you guys?

I know I know I need a wittier topic...like

Goodnight, or Hot2Trot, or maybe Who wants to F-Me

geek, enjoyed your post...you're a funny guy
Becca

Id rather lick a bowl full of spiders.....

I nominate the spider licker for Mod...

Imagine trying to eat a bowl of spiders with chopsticks??
they'd be runnin up your arm .....an.........
eeeeeeeee........

I prefer to grate my spiders first with a cheese grater

Thanks for the laughter Geek

I don't know if I qualify as a pretty lady but *hugs* for that!

aww thanks for the hug. You have some real cool pictures.

New Rule:
Threads that say "Would you do such and such to the person above" will now constitute legally binding agreements. Visual confirmation will be required.

Mutual Match will now be more correctly termed "click on random people hoping to find out who those darn 3 people are who also randomly clicked on you while trying to find out who clicked on them"

Next the the friends list will be a new category
Friends, but only online, in my real life I wouldn't even want to be in the same general area as them.

Anyone who sends out those things that tell you to send this out to everyone you know will automatically be signed onto every mailing list. You treat your email like a chain letter mailing list, we treat your real mailbox like one.

New Rule:
Threads that say "Would you do such and such to the person above" will now constitute legally binding agreements. Visual confirmation will be required.

oh--and I pass the time posting to these threads..although, I would do some things with some of those people, although most would require a visit to the clinic for a quick check of STD's and so on and so forth..but from now on...I'll really be picky on whose on top of me....but, I am still going to post below you..

Oh I do the same, I've posted on those threads but everyone calls me a virgin and say they won't have sex with me. Well, if nobody want's to have sex with me of course I'm a virgin...those dummies. lol. But really it's just not really my thing...those threads, not sex I mean.

I nominate Gypsy41 for mod

Those were cute!!!

ok i vote Geek as a mod

awww confetti you can be below me anytime or on top whichever you prefer

LOL @ Geek. Brilliant idea.

Here's one...

Just because you view someone's profile does not mean you are interested in them. You may have just wanted to read more about them after reading a forum post.

Another one...

Must use punctuation and caps when necessary. Proper spelling and grammare must be attempted depending on level of sobriety.

And another one...

No friend requests from someone that you have never emailed, IM'd or interacted with on the forums.

Yet another one (I really like this stuff, Geek)...

You must read a persons profile before contacting them. Please don't ask me out for a date or cyber sex. I am dating someone special and am here for forums, friends and everday rants.

Big hugs for you, Geek. What great fun! Someone tell Mike, Van and Matt the ideas.

M

they should tell them your ideas not mine. Mine would end up with everyone being banned except for me and all the hot women here Then they'd all leave by their own volition and it'd just be me Ahhh internet persona reflecting life I guess.

i love the ideas. i have wanted a delete choice for sheer stupidity for a long time.