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| Topic: Three Stages of Marital Sex | |
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The three stages of marital sex are as follows:
Stage 1: House Sex: Upon first being married, the newlyweds engage in sex all over the house; living room, kitchen, shower, etc. Stage 2: Bedroom Sex: After the "honeymoon phase" wears off, sex is only found in the bedroom. Stage 3, Hallway Sex: Being married for so long, the only sex you get is passing each other in the hall and saying, "F*ck you".   |
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Edited by
dmx_wyrw
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Sat 12/01/07 04:13 PM
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dude weak!
single ay? divorced? |
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Sad ...............but funny
Well done |
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dude weak! single ay? divorced? Divorced And undoubtedly wiser young man 
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right on
 heres to..  ..good luck!
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 {{TOM}}
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