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| Topic: If u had 1 super power,what would it be | |
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The power to make anyone orgasm at my touch. Think of the fun at parties. Faster than a broken G string, able to leap hostile vaginas like rosie odonell in a single bound , its flippin the bird, its insane, its orgasmicman!
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Picture the pastor at communion. The cops trying to arrest you and put you in cuffs. Your lesbian aunt linda whose never had an orgasm and is all touchy feely at family functions. Ex girlfreinds. Strangers. Everyone! Orgasmicman!
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Front row at a concert would suck. Big wet sticky mess.
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gives shaking hands new meaning
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And dates would be over before they started. Hey that could be a good thing.
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I'd truly be the only guy who could tell people to go F themselves.
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there goes givin mom a hug.
o well
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Edited by
wouldee
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Fri 11/30/07 02:20 PM
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tap a hooker on the shoulder and wait a minute.
Then say, "that'll be twenty bucks!" |
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To be able to read a man's mind. That would mean more to me than any of the other ideas I listed!!!
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to be rich and in the olypmics... oh wait is that an aspiration?
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mind control would be awesome
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I like muff control better.
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Hmmm... I already have the mind reading bit, the invisible bit, the super strength bit, the spreading joy bit, the able to leap tall waves in a single bound bit....
Maybe just the undies on the outside will do.
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if u wanna wear ur undies on the outside go for it.The only power you need for that is confidence
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I have power- now weather its super or not- well I don't know... 
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To read people's minds.
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changing the order of events would reek havock on the world!
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having endless wisdom thats what i want !
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