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Say whatever you want :)
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Say whatever you want :) good luck with that.. no money.. no honey |
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Topic: Unemployed, loving life, looking to meet? I suggest concentrate on looking for a job right now. |
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Bonnie and Clyde are so passe.
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Matt, let me give you some tips. First of you need to know when to lie a bit.. have to.
your not unemployed, your are a consultant.( well, you have given advice before, right.. soo) Put a pair of shoes on, even if they are your brothers.. something... socks to. Your car?.. its in the Lexus shop.. you were hit while in the bank. you are seeking a woman whom you can spend quality time getting to know.. you love long walks in the park. ( this way you are not spending any cash). When you think the time is right, ask her to come over to your place for lunch. Just clear all of your Mom's stuff out before hand, while Mom is at work. Pay attention to detail.. no fancy doilies on that table.. no " Mom's kitchen" signs in the kitchen.. and hide the hamper... if your main " squeeze" eyes a pair of size 48 bloomers in there.. its over with, Matt. Sometimes.. ya just have to lie. |
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Am I. In the land. Of the lost? Or. Am I in the land of the lost?
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Matt, let me give you some tips. First of you need to know when to lie a bit.. have to. your not unemployed, your are a consultant.( well, you have given advice before, right.. soo) Put a pair of shoes on, even if they are your brothers.. something... socks to. Your car?.. its in the Lexus shop.. you were hit while in the bank. you are seeking a woman whom you can spend quality time getting to know.. you love long walks in the park. ( this way you are not spending any cash). When you think the time is right, ask her to come over to your place for lunch. Just clear all of your Mom's stuff out before hand, while Mom is at work. Pay attention to detail.. no fancy doilies on that table.. no " Mom's kitchen" signs in the kitchen.. and hide the hamper... if your main " squeeze" eyes a pair of size 48 bloomers in there.. its over with, Matt. Sometimes.. ya just have to lie. *********************************** You broke my heart I like it how you think But that's okay, now I guess better how you got your job as a consultant back in China. |
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Say whatever you want :) I want pizza.. |
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Say whatever you want :) I want pizza.. Here you go: Hey, you didn't specify what kind of pizza. |
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awch.... when you say it like that... It sounds like you are not only unemployed but have been for a while and will be for a while longer.... I mean... If you was only out of work for a short time between jobs; you would never just say; I'm unemployed...
I would never lie about that and say im working or anything, but a little diplomacy would be good.. Get talking to someone a while before you just come out with that one. Give them something to like before they think, Hmmmm erm, no. Honesty should always be respected, but be gentle with them bro. |
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Say whatever you want :) I want pizza.. Had pizza last night .. I want breakfast at 3 Sisters in Broad Ripple... |
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Say whatever you want :) I want pizza.. Here you go: Hey, you didn't specify what kind of pizza. ********************************************** Available in any combination dishes not only pizza |
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