1. You'll probably have to hear "rugs are oriental, people are asian" every single time your mate is refered to as oriental. It get's old, oriental, asian at this point I'm just annoyed.

2. You might get mistakenly arrested for being a pedophile

3. You always run the risk of losing the guy in a crowd in China Town....you'll never find him again, just gotta hope he finds you

4. When the new Dragon Quest video game comes out, he will be of no use to anyone for anyreason whatsoever

5. If some of your favorite movies include "The King and I" or "Breakfast at Tiffanys" be prepared to either never watch them again, or endure a 6 hour lecture about eurocentrism, the building of the transcontinental railroad, and the Japanese internment camps during WWII

6. If you go to the amusement park you'll have to ride the rollercoaster alone...sorry management insists that the height requirement is a safety issue

7. Your in laws will talk very very loudly about you right in front of your face and you'll have no idea what they're saying...even if they are trying to talk in English

8. At this point even Chinese people won't buy toys made in China

9. We can't drive...and we still won't ask for directions

10. You'll have to hear the same lame joke about "cream of sum yung guy" from all your friends. Seriously that joke is so freakin old can we let it die already....there are much better racist/racial jokes.

lmfao@dragon quest

i gave away tha 8th game lol

my one reason not to date asian women-i can never fit in thier family its allways a problem with me dating one

11. When the neighbors dog is missing everyone will eye you guys suspiciously and nobody will come over to have "pork" chops at your place.

12. Any flat rectangular piece of wood that decides to remain intact is taken as an affront to your mates manhood and must be chopped. To this day I keep all of my books in plastic yaffa blocks.

klc, the authorities have been notified, you are to remain 100 feet from my posts

nah, you can't stalk a willing participant. But let me know if there are other stalkers behind me following me around, I like the attention.

geek, dude, you are so cool!!! your posts and comments are always incredible! makes me feel good to be asian!

haha. guess i can find one of the reasons in here that my parents got divorced!

LMAO at #2 can i help it if you look young enough to be my litle brother darling...........

Simply great!

Thanks, I make you feel good about being asian, I'd rather make you feel good about being a woman

Damnit Dragonquest, ruined another marriage I see. I believe that dragonquest has overtaken infidelity as the number one cause of breakups in asian relationships. Stupid dragons.

Feel free to join klc in stalking me...the more the merrier.

iceprincess, and I can't help it if the police are detaining you, I'll head down to the station to straighten it out as soon as I find my tricycle.

geek, i dont need help in feeling good about being a woman! i know i am a strong, confident, and cute woman! reassurance is not needed on that topic sweetie! but hell, if you want to compliment, by all means!!! i love compliments and take them well!!

addition (just a quick note, additions are usually made when someone says or does things in my real life that make me want to punch them for abject stupidity)

13. You may go Deaf from having people yell at you. For some reason people think that if you don't understand english they think you'll understand LOUDER english. I speak and comprehend english just fine thank you very much, it's stupid that I have a hard time understanding.

14. Our hairstyles are taken directly from anime movies, which is pretty cool looking, but they might take out your eye. Better wear safety goggles to bed. (on the plus side we find that sexy)

15. Foreplay will consist of sequentially harder higher order mathematics...eh not that bad though cause what that other guy does is just as boring.

Man, you have a killer sense of humor. If the women are overlooking you, it's their loss. The last few posts I've seen from you had me rolling. Thanks for the good laughs, man.

thanks man,

16. When you're teasing him, telling him your vibrator is broken and you need something to use to get off....he won't get the hint and he'll go fix it. (actually this could go into either category now that I think about it)

I actually enjoy that new Asian cookbook...101 to wok your dog

WAIT...thats not funny...

HAAHAHA dude, your gold!