This has got to be one of the cleverest emails i received to my work in-box in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble!

(Wait til you see the last one!)

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

hahaha. those are good!

Good ones.

Haha, that put a smile on my face. Yay!

That's good

'osama bin laden'
anagrams to
'A damn alien S.O.B.

Internet Anagram Server = Isn't rearrangement rave?
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
(MIT)
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Howard Stern = Retard shown
Debit card = Bad Credit

October Sky = Rocket Boys
(The 1999 movie October Sky is based on Rocket Boys, a memoir by Homer "Sonny" Hickam)

Spiro Agnew = Grow a spine
William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era




Movie Reviews
Hook = Oh, OK
Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK
The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
Prince of Tides = PS. I Cried Often
The Silence of the Lambs = The Con Bites Male Flesh

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!


Do an angry hit = Tonya Harding
Grace 'n any rink = Nancy Kerrigan

Those make you think.