Hi to all the ladies. I'm a guy with a big heart and a big passion for life and love. Oh and sun-dried tomatoes. Every time I taste one it blows my mind. But enough about food; it's women I like best. Even more than sun-dried tomatoes, and that's saying something. Is anyone here a real woman? Is anyone here a sun-dried tomato?

I made that up as I went along. How amazing is that eh?

Hi Blondey. You have a beautiful smile.

How am I doing so far? Is this good chat? Am I allowed to hand out compliments here? Is that against the rules? Surely not! Well, I guess I should read the rules first. But seriously, who does that? I mean, before their first post. Moderators, please don't ban me! I was kidding! I promise I'll read the rules and follow them to the absolute letter!

Anyway, it's genuinely nice to meet you Blondey.

However, I've always spelled it "Blondie". Plus you don't look blonde.