He was my donut buddy when I was a kid. He gave me rides in his snub-nose big rig when I was nine. I call him every month. But on Thanksgiving I found a box of filthy magazines in the back of his plymouth. Now, I'm no prude but this stuff was really strange. I'm talking about man on dog, old ladies on young ladies, cats and rabbits being watched by obese masturbating conjoined twins, anime girls being eaten by their fathers and a lot of other things I don't know how to describe. But what really frightens me is that he travels with this stuff!
I love my Uncle Leon and he's not dangerous. But Jesus, how can I get over this? I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Maybe hypnosis could get these images out of my head. But my hands are still itchy!
I guess I'll just get some bleach and steel wool and take the skin off my fingers.

Interesting...hope i never meet ur uncle...lol...anyway thats his personal business as long as he is not hurting anyone..

your uncle is a g!

Yes he is, Allesandro. Yes he is.

Why are you posting this in the SF section?

Um. I don't know. Where should I post it, perverteduncles.com?

as long as he isnt holding anything illegal like child pornography (which should be reported to police if he did) just remember that everyone has their sexual vices we are all sexual creatures of some nature, just try to put it out of your mind, maybe a couple months of distance from him will clear your head out. some people just have very different fetishes.

if it was me,i would pour acid in my eyes to get those type of images out

Next time, get the midget porn???

damn nothing with sheep??? whats wrong with him

so long as hes not forcing his sexual fantasies on other people or (knock on wood) sheep then i see nothing wrong with him having those magazines even if they aren't what most people r into

nope nothing wrong here

some people just cant appreciate sheep like we do baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've got an uncle that likes sheep ,,, he has 5 years left to serve out of 7 ,,,,,

listen, this sounds like normal stuff u were seeing. welcome to the real world of perverted magazines and peeps.

ya love your uncle you say? then, get him some help.
hypnosis does not work.
sheep don't work either. nor bleach, steel wool, and trying to scrub off your fingertips.

get him a yr subscription to playboy, so he has something "normal" to look at. lol

a pervert is the person in the picture

the person looking may just be astonished

your uncle might be a sick puppy, but he needs your help.

As long as your uncle hasn't done anything to you, children, or animals, just pretend it never happened. Don't bring it up with him.

I'm just trying to figure out what a donut buddy is .
It's totally boggling my mind .
It sounds dirtier than the magazines .

yes i dont think i would say pervert and donut buddy in the same post....