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It's not you, it's me.
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you are a great catch.....its just that youre too good for me i just dont feel right doing you this injustice
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honesty: its just that im not attracted to you anymore
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i just text the girl "its been one" is that wrong?
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u cant text message breakup!
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now that is wrong
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It's not me, it's YOU...I use that one a lot.
I'm jealous of the attention that you're giving to your dog. |
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Just because I'm with your mom now doesn't mean we can't still be friends
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We are growing in different directions...
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your breaking up with me right?.........right?................right?
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I thought you should know this, I'm gay
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I love you, i'm just not IN love with you.
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I thought you should know this, I'm gay switching teams?
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u cant text message breakup! 
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The best way to break up is to buy a wedding magazine and hide it under the bed, and then she sees it and thinks, "he is thinking about marriage", then she opens it up to read it, and she finds a piece of paper that says, "Sucker, we're done"
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I love you, i'm just not IN love with you. |
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I thought you were married...
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bring home another woman, look at your girlfriend and say "whoops...I guess we're done"
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"you're a great guy but i need to see what else is out there"
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pull down your pants, and when she sees that you now have a vagina you won't have to do the breaking up, she will be the one to do it, unless she is a total dyke.
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