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MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH(Making an a** out of myself doing it)
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i wuv making people laughh
 sucking on ( . Y . ) 
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okay, okay, okay, i got one.. dancing. for sure! i could totally out dance you. 
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i no dance i only slow dance
making people scream at me for killing them in games ^_^ petting   |
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"General Warehouse Worker"
In my case, VERY general. I'm the "utility fielder" of my shift, as I can perform any of the jobs needed. Keeps me employable. Other than that, I'm a pretty good drag racer. I win rounds and races with cars you aren't supposed to win with. |
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i no dance i only slow dance making people scream at me for killing them in games ^_^ petting  YOU ARE SO BAD BUT THAT IS HILARIOUS...THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
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Ohhhh... I am the model of a Modern Major-General...
I've information animal, vegitable, and Mineral... I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights historical... From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical... I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical... I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical... About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news... With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse... I'm very good at integral and differential calculus... I know the scientific names of beings animalculous... In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's... I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox... I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus... In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous... I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies.. I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes... Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore... And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore... Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform... And tell you every detail of Caractacus' uniform... In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"... When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin... When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at... And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"... When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery... When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery... In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy... You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee... For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury... Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century... But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... |
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welcomez ^_^ and im an angel ^_^ |
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Mixed martial arts. Mixing music. Singing........Lying about all of the above
No really. I enjoy those things and my construction skills just pay the bills.
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making my mom do wat i want to get sumthin i realllyy want ^_^
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Ohhhh... I am the model of a Modern Major-General... I've information animal, vegitable, and Mineral... I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights historical... From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical... I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical... I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical... About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news... With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse... I'm very good at integral and differential calculus... I know the scientific names of beings animalculous... In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's... I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox... I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus... In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous... I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies.. I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes... Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore... And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore... Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform... And tell you every detail of Caractacus' uniform... In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"... When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin... When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at... And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"... When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery... When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery... In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy... You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee... For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury... Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century... But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral... I am the very model of a modern Major-General... and the searcher for toilet seats made of gold LOL
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Joshy, is all that true?
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SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT
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placing mines in war games so people are screaming at me wen they avoid 1 but walk right into another
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okay, okay, okay, i got one.. dancing. for sure! i could totally out dance you. |
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i can do the splits
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SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT but but i am i iz a virgin i never even saw a gurly totally naked 
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SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT THAT WAS THE **ANGEL** REMARK...MARKY |
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Joshy, is all that true? ...No, I just knew all of that classic Gilbert and Sullivan song. All a joke |
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