What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.


A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton.

60% said, 'Never again!'


Whats the difference between a bimbo and a Mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.


How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.


Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"

Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.




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LOL to all of them nice ones =)

bill clinto could play two musical instruments the saxophone and the whoremonica ...

what do you call a masturb8ing bull?

beef "strokin"off

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?



She opens the car door.

whats the difference between a penis and a paycheck?
you dont have to ask the wife to blow the paycheck

What's the difference between a rottwieler and a poodle?

When a rottwieler starts humping your leg, you let him finish.



What's brown and sticky?

A stick.