I know this is kinda old news, but im really bored and i think its stupid, so there you go.

And pa is still freezing, they tell me 40, but i think thats a lie.

Santa can't?... oh,oh, that means we're going backwards

no, now hes suppossed to say ha-ha-ha, because its less degrading towards women


im not making this up

screwing with hundreds of years of tradition just cause some over-reacting liberals look for things to be offended by? sorry if that offends somebody, but COME ON!!

ya i can hear it now

Santa tell them to HO off, and say HOHOHO all you want!
Tell them to spell it with an E on the end...

(P.S.) My letter is in the mail...

If you can't say that then what are we gonna call a certain garden tool what do we call the hoe if we can't call it a hoe.

Did some prostitute union protest the traditional "ho,ho,ho" this year and label it a derogatory comment? 'Cause I am not a "ho" and I know it, therefore would never be offended by Santa's moniker. The only ones it would be offensive to would be the actual "working ladies" and given the fact they call each other ho's, I don't see where it would matter. Are they gonna turn down Santa's $50 bucks if he gets the urge to look for love in all the wrong places this Xmas?
Or do Pimps have a patent on the "ho" trademark? I mean, what is the big deal?