I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed
an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.


The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When
the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
man,
never done anything wild in your life?


The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if maybe you were my son."

ROFLMAO