he walks up to the bar and says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" the bartender says, "we don't serve dogs in here, get out!".

The dog says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" the bartender says, "if you don't get out of here, I'm going to shoot you!" as he draws a pistol from under the counter.

The dog says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" The bartender leans over the bar and shoots at the dog

The dog goes screaming an hollaring out of the bar holding his foot.

All was quite for a week or two, when suddenly the saloon doors flew open, and in walks the dog with his foot all bandaged up, and a pair of six shooters on his side, and says,

"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

(I can never get to the punch line of this joke without absolutely cracking up.)

A measle walks into a bar and says.....shots for everyone!