English,Irish and scotsman were at work on the building site when it comes to lunch time.
English guy says, if I have ham sandwiches again tomorrow I'm going to kill myself. Scotsman says, if I have cheese I'll kill myself to,I'm sick and tired of them,irish man says the same, if I have jam sandwiches I'll join you!
Next day at lunch the English guy opens his lunch then jumps off the roof. The scotsman does the followed by the Irish guy.
At the funerals the wives have a chat. English wife says if I knew he didn't like ham I'd of done something else. The scotsmans wife said the same.
The Irish guys wife said, I don't understand it, paddy made his own sandwiches!

obviously, Paddy was a liberal.

good stuff mate

My dad always told me if you have a sweet puppy then you'll get a sweet *****

Cat

I had read this before and still found it funny

Lesson learned from my 13 lost tribes of Abraham
Yes they are English, Scots & Irish

So glad I'm Jewish.

Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?

They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door.

(I know, this is a very old joke)

Paul
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Wanna hear one from Jerusalem about the
Scotsman and the Jew in a restaurant ?

A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant.
After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check.
To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!",
and he actually did.

The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:

"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY".

( I don't get it.. DO YOU )?????

that's the one