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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
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Get in, buckle up, shut up and hang on!
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Lifts for blonds with big hooters..
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Men are proof that women can take a joke.
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Dead Skunk - My Mistake.
Dead Lawer ... Damn Who cares |
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Men are proof that women can take a joke. |
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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i was born intellegent...Education ruined me
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i like playin pranks...right now i am playin Fastes one first
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I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
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HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!
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My R1 has a good one...
Try keeping up...i am the bomb squad |
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Maybe you could drive better if your phone was up your ASS
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Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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Gun Control Is Using Both Hands
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They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!
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Enemy#1: Stop signs
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1. i may be fat, but your ugly and i can diet
2. work harder, millions on welfair are depending on you. 3. suicide is telling god you cant fire me i quit |
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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