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| Topic: The Nurse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
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 HILARIOUS!!!  
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks, shy. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room. |
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A young lad just turned 16, is about to leave the house when his little sister runs up to him and gives him a CD of his favorite band, he thanks her and carry's on, then his Mum approaches him and presents him with a pair of high mark trainers,thanking his Mum, he carry's on,just then his Dad calls him over,and sticks a big Wad of money in his hand,thanking his Dad he proceeds to leave,his father pulls him to one side and whispers-now look son what I would like you to do with that, is to go into town have a couple of drinks,and get yourself a woman,OK Dad the lad reply's and go's to leave,at this point his Dad says to him,just one condition, you tell me what it was like and who she is,so the lad is just about to leave the house when his Grandmother comes out of her room, hands him a card and a pair of socks,then she asks him if he got any nice presents, so he tells her,so she asks him what he is going to do with all that money,so he tells her the story,she says to him ,you don't want to waste your money in town, give it to me,I have a drop of Gin, and I will put you right,so off into her room he go's,some hours pass by when he is walking up the stairs,whistling away to himself,when his father turns up,and says to him, well son did you do what I said,oh yes Dad thanks,his Dad says well you know the agreement we had,so tell me was it good,the lad reply's yes fantastic,so his Dad probes him further,come on then son who was she,the lad looks at him and says,well actually it was my Gran,his father totally shocked by this,says to his son,you F----d my Mother,the lad looks at him and says, well you ****ed mine.
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Hahaha
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The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks, shy. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room. 
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No amount of motion of the ocean is going to help that dingy..
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ******************************************************** 
This is really very humorous....lolzzzz...Good one Funzy
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this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that.... |
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this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that.... Love it
Now it's gods fault if you have small boobs 
He has a lot to answer for! ! |
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