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Topic: Husband - Wife Jokes
bad_assss Joined Mon 05/01/17 Posts: 11	Mon 05/01/17 02:11 PM
Wife: Honey! this Laptop is not working as per my command......! Husband: Honey! This is a machine, not your husband. (collected)

Elimination Joined Sat 05/27/17 Posts: 2	Sat 05/27/17 11:54 AM
I said to my wife I found a tenner if I'd found another tenner I'd get a divorce , she said here I'll lend you one

indescentproposal Joined Fri 06/02/17 Posts: 3	Sat 06/03/17 07:33 AM
Wife: Honey! this Laptop is not working as per my command......! Husband: Honey! This is a machine, not your husband. (collected) nice

jinky143 Joined Wed 09/02/15 Posts: 3	Wed 06/07/17 03:00 PM


fazmax1 Joined Wed 06/07/17 Posts: 1	Wed 06/07/17 03:03 PM


JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3220	Thu 06/08/17 12:52 AM
Wife "what's the difference between a sigh, a car and a jackass?" Husband "I don't know, what?" Wife "A sigh is "oh dear", a car is too dear" Husband "And what's a jackass?" Wife "You dear."

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