Topic: Matthew Hussey: when it quirky and when its crazy | |
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quirky : she likes to smelling your after shower scent
crazy : she doesn't wants to sleep with you if you dont smell that way anymore |
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pardon all the spell errors ... my glasses are missing again
would you give more samples of quirks that can be crazy? quirks are cute. crazy is just plain crazy lol |
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quirky : he cries while watching romantic movies
crazy : he argues with you that you didnt cry and youre the girl? duh |
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quirky: most things women do.
Crazy: most things women do when they're upset. |
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Quirky: Chasing Tickles
Crazy: Pinching Sadistically while Chasing Tickles Quirky: Leaving love notes in a mirror Crazy: Spray painting hate messages on your car Quirky: Teasing you with a baby hand-off Crazy: Hatefully throwing the baby at you Quirky: Chasing you around the house to catch you and give you kisses Crazy: Chasing you thru the neighborhood with an axe Quirky: Giving her/him a striptease while undressing Crazy: Doing a striptease for your in-laws that are visiting Quirky: Gently jumping on you for a passion session Crazy: Performing the Flying Guillotine move on you. Quirky: Fun water balloon battles Crazy: Frozen water balloon battles |
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This is a bit like the difference between "sexy," and "creepy."
When someone loves you, or is in love with you, all manner of things you do will charm them. An unfortunate sign that their love is waning, is when those same things becomes points of complaint to them. But back to the fun side of this: quirky is when she wants to make your lunch for you each day. Crazy is when she has a panic attack if she can't do that. |
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Quirky: Calling you everyday at lunchtime
Crazy: Calling you at work every half-hour Quirky: Wearing your shirt while you are at work Crazy: Wearing your dirty underwear on her head while grocery shopping Quirky: Having sex on the beach by the pale moonlight Crazy: Having sex in a car at a car show |
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Crazy: most things women do when they're upset. . . . or when they disagree with a man. |
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Quirky He carries a rabbits foot for luck.
CRAZY He butchered the family pet to get it. Quirky He likes to wear his signature hat. CRAZY He wears it to shower and to bed. Quirky He sends his Mom red roses. CRAZY It happens on Valentine's. Quirky He is he likes the crust cut off his sandwiches. CRAZY He throws a tantrum if he doesn't get it. Quirky He wants to prepay a carved heart headstone. CRAZY HE wants a suicide pact so he gets a discount on a double funeral. |
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