Personal ad quotes for the idiotic:

I enjoy having fun. Wow stop the presses, we've found somebody who enjoys fun. You haven't so much as described yourself as you have defined the word fun (ie doing things you enjoy). You probably shouldn't ever leave your bed, doing anything at all would probably confuse the hell out of you

I can be laid back but sometimes intense and focused. Wow, sometimes you chill and sometimes you don't. How do I even know that your attitude changes in proper correlation to the situation. Maybe you're quietly sit back watching when your house is on fire and then have violent explosive outbursts during family time with the kids.

I like staying home but I also like going out. You're either home or out. There's no middle ground here, I guess if the time space continum collapsed around you maybe there's a chance you could occupy space in your home but technically be out of the dimension.

I like restaurants. Another amazingly nebulous statement. So you like going to places where other people do the cooking and you sit there and eat. I hate restaurants, I like starving to death or actually having to do the work in order to sustain my whole being alive thing. Do you also like breathing and having a circulatory system?

"I'm the guy your parents warned you about"
I don't know what kinda crazy ass home you grew up in but my parents would warn my sister about rapists and serial sex offenders.

"I'm the girl your parents warned you about"
My parents warned me about prostitutes with venereal diseases...that's you huh, I think I'll pass.

"I'm the girl your parents warned you about"
My parents warned me about prostitutes with venereal diseases...that's you huh, I think I'll pass.





haha, that was great.
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geek, I couldn't have said it better myself

I'm the biggest idiot ever! I need to add that one to mine.

My parents never warned me about prostitutes!

Same here and now I have this horrible itch

i'm the fella that your ma warned ya about--

My friends say I'm kewl & fun to hang with!!

No!!
They think your a d*ckhead but
don't have the b*lls to say so.

Good analysis

I have so got my profile wrong....thanks for what I should have in my profile...maybe then I will get no replies to my emails..

well damn----------hello ladies--

you get replies??

hey Shads...home from another day at the salt mines??

Waves to SD!

I know !!! I wondered what I must be doing wrong !!

All these people saying they get none, and I get all these replies...now I know..

only one day off then work some--

I have today AND tomorrow off, then three days work, then back to beach bum hours....for a few weeks, until the insanity of the xmas period takes over again..

oh crap--not that xmas insanity crap---again---

You can’t be mad about what someone has on there profile, just take a moment out to think “who would really write this” and view it from there perspective;

While reminding yourself that you enjoy having fun and being a laid back individual with the gift to bypass the laws of physics, which enables you to watch your house burn and explode on your 3 year old for playing with the 15 candles you left burning at the same time. It’s a good thing you like restaurants where you can be out to meet that guy that your mom warned you about, in order to makes plans to spend some time with that prostitute he has working for him. What an STD when you can defy the laws of time and space.

You see, it does makes sense…………………..so the next time you see the “BS” in question on someone’s page just put it all together.