While I was driving down the Autobahn the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the otherside with a radar gun laying in wait.
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
'Run way too short?'
To which I replied:
'I'm late for work'
To which he asked.
'What do you do?'
I responded,
'I'm a rectum stretcher'
The policeman was confused
'A what?'
'A rectum stretcher'
'And what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,'
I said,
'I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then 3 fingers, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet'
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiuosly
'And just what do you do with a six - foot arsehole?'
To which I politely replied
'You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge'

Speeding ticket €105.00

Court costs: €45.00

Look on Cops face: Priceless

Funny!

i like it.................

heeeey y can u say arse but i cant say ass?

hey wow i thought theyd block out ass! and they didnt! ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
the smart ass thread is spilling over!