Messy hair I don't care!
On a t shirt I got for my 5 year old niece
She has the most amazing blonde wispy hair!

The T-shirt I'm wearing right now.

"I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're OK now!"

Back side says "Don't Panic"

Physicists do it theoretically

I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.

how can I think outside the box if they won't let me out of it!

Disturbingly strange, but ultimately lovable.

my birthday suit has boobs

My tuxedo's at the cleaners, deal with it!

hi mate

Happy Super Sunday Mikey4usweety

Hug dealer.

Hitlers tour of Europe
Sept 1939 Poland
April 1940 Norway
May 1940 Luxembourg
May 1940 Holland
May 1940 France
June 1940 England (cancelled )
April 1941 yugoslav
May 1941 Greece
August 1942 Russia (cancelled )
July 1945 the bunker, Berlin

Thanks funky, and you!

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Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup

Don't Make Me Get My Wand!

We Could Mate -- But Then Id Have To Kill You

"I'M NOT BALD This is just a Solar Panel for my SEX MACHINE!"

"I irritate you on purpose... because I think it's funny."

"Crowded Elevators Smell Different to SHORT PEOPLE"

"ALL STRESSED OUT & Nobody To Choke"

"Revenge is below me. But accidents will happen."

"Yes.. I have a dirty mind and you're on it..."

"I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY OTHER OPTIONS"

"I am fluent in three languages... ENGLISH, SARCASM & PROFANITY!"

"SARCASM falls out of my mouth, just like STUPID falls from yours."

"I'm a BAD INFLUENCE But... Damn I'M FUN!!!"

"I'm actually NOT FUNNY. I'm just REALY MEAN and people THINK I'm joking."

"Lord, Give Me Patience Because if you give me STRENGTH, I'm Gonna Need BAIL MONEY to go with it!"

"NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS TIRED OF HER CRAP"

"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun."

"I love my computer. All my friends live in there"

"I WORK HARD BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON ME"

"Smile if you're not wearing panties."

A t shirt I got from my late wife, " tell your boobs to stop staring me in the eyes."

That would go well in the 'tall men and big boob thread!