I smoked 2 Hams last night

You smoke too much young man!

I break things

I've been to Mardi Gras

im smarter then i look really i am

here is the list of the top ten pick up lines for elves:

1. "I'm down here."

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSync. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

wish i was an elf

I wear my heart on my sleeve and it has gotten me in trouble at times..

^^^Me too!

LMAO @ lookin...those were hilarious!

OOOOUUUUUU, really? and how can you do that?

i collect dragons...

I like to make people Laugh hard enough to lose control of thier functions. It has been done ,,
Refrences :
Clancy
Greyhound
OC
ShutterBUG
and ((LACI))

I always wanted to be a stand up comic

did stand up comedy for about 6 months

I think Tommy, (aka Looking 4U), should take his act on the road! You are wonderful my friend!

i have feelings

If I did not have a son to take care ,,, I'd do it! I have done it in the past and won a few competitions. Glad I can make a few laugh here and sorry if I step on any toes along the way ,,, it's just all in fun.

No problem Tommy, I walk on them too...the toes/feet!

Like I said in the "DAMN GAME" ,, I've gotta go cook some bait for SANTA (cookies)

I've been naughty but my son has been real good!

Still it's gonna have to be some real good bait to get him to stop here

just keep being funny, I have a sense of humor

I don't like large groups of people.