im tired of being single

A girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband is not something you "have", although the language makes it sound like that.

It is a girl who is your friend -- such a good friend that you like spending more time with her than with most of your other friends.

Now as to making friends, that is a mysterious process to me, I admit. I find that my friendships have appeared in seemingly random places, and never have I controlled the "making a friend" process. It just happens, or way more often, it doesn't.

None of this is terribly helpful, and I apologize for that. The best you can do is be social. Put yourself among people doing things you enjoy. The more people you meet and talk to and enjoy yourself with, the better your odds.

Best of luck to you.

I'm letting her go.
5$ on ebay.

How many patches???

Got tired of patching her.
Pumped her full of liquid tire sealer.

No such thing as liquid tires, who are you tryin to scam, buddy???


I may need a price mark down...

Oh she will be so squisshy!!!

When I had a flat, I filled it full of that tire sealer.
After you use that stuff, they cannot/will not repair it.
So I am thinking the dolly sheep might not be
returnable now :-(

Specially if you try to use it as a tire.

I know a guy on DH that would give that leaky sheep a home..