what are some of the funny sayings that you, your parents, grand parents or other folks have told you or that you have said
for example, my grams used to say when someone was really angry they were mad as a wet hen
one of my personal favs is
"I dont sugar coat it. I am not Willy Wonka"
what are some of yours??

You can tell a (submit any person/Nationality) a mile off.. get him/her withing 6 feet and you can't tell him/her anything.

That place is 3 miles as the crow fly's.
Best yet instead of saying that'll be done in a while... They say that'll take a whole minute.

I have one for YOU based on some of your forum post

you can say
being popular on mingle2 is like sitting at the cool table in an insane asylum lol

Arguing over the internet is kinda like the Special Olympics. You might win but you are still retarded.

hey now....I KNOW HOW TO USE MY CAPS lol

I did to put together some typical AUSTRALIAN FUNNY SAYINGS in a conversation look a like,
but I had to translate what really means
for those who will find it hard to understand

Who said that REDNECKS are a breed of theirs own ??
We Aussies are just as bad

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" Mate "=(Friend ) you must feel " Grouse "=(great, terrific) or be a " London to a Brick "=(with absolute certainty) when give away " Good oil "=(useful information, a good idea, or the truth) or try to spread " Furphy "'(rumour ).

I am Dinkum / Fair Dinkum =(true, real, genuine
Dinky-di =(the real thing, genuine) Aussie bloke, and that's why I prefer to " Drink with the flies "=(to drink alone) than with a " Dunny rat "=(cunning as a) with a " fellah "=( Aussie wanker ) like you

You are a " Dead dingo's donger )=(as dry as a), and you are making me a " Cut snake "=(mad as or very angry ) with your " Come a gutser "=(a bad mistake ) attitude...

I'm not going to " Crack a fat " (get an erection) with your famous road runner, tho, you think she is a " Bonzer "=(great,as a ripper)....But, She has no "Buckley's chance"=( No way chance ) with me showing me her " Bodgy "=(poor quality) of them "Chocka Clicks"=(full kilometers) on the clock

I better "Cark it"=(to die ) than drive it.


LOL

If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in!