Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, You know, I bet he'll jump."The blonde replied, "Well, I bet
he won't."Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the
blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the
building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw
this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."The blonde
replies, "I did too. I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money...