THE VIBRATOR

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.

Lmfao

That was good

Good joke! Actually got me to laugh instead of just roll my eyes!

Love it :-)

The Police have a big search going on for a flasher, weeks and weeks went by without any results, then one day a woman turns up at the Police station claiming to have a description of him, ushered into a back office, police artist in waiting, tape recorders at the ready,Coffee supplied, they all settle down and explain to her that there is nothing to be scared of,just take your time and give us the best description you can, waiting with baited breath as she opened her mouth to speak, she looked up at them and said,
He was about Seven inches tall with a bald head.

haha thats very funny

that's a good one

funny