A man was shipwrecked on a desert island. After he had been there patiently watching the horizon for 2 years he finally saw a faint speck. As the speck got nearer, he could see that it was a boat. He began to jump and wave his arms. As the boat got closer he could see that there was a person in it. As it got still closer he could see it was a very beautiful well built woman. He was overjoyed that he would soon be resuced.

As the lady beached the boat on shore he yelled to her "Thank you for rescuing me I have been stranded here for 2 years"

She reached into the boat and pulled out a bottle of scotch and said "since you have been here that long I bet you would like a drink"

Over come with his newfound fortune the man yelled "I can't belive it you brought scotch"

Then the woman reached into the boat and pulled out a cigar and said "since you have been stranded for 2 years perhaps you would like a cigar"

The man just could not believe his good fortune and he began to dance and cried out "I can't believe it you brought Cuban Cigars"

As the man sipped his single malt and puffed on his cigar, the lady began to unbutton her shirt and she said "since you have been stranded here alone for 2 years would you like to play around"

The man dropped his cigar and the scotch barely able to contain himself with a big smile he said "Oh My God I can't believe it, you brought golf clubs too"

oh brother!!!