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Dear diary........I wonder what purple is like when she gets a new vacuum!!!
 
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I got a new vaccuum about six months ago ......ITS SUCKS!!!!!!!
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Dear diary......I like my vacuum because it SUCKS!!!!! ohhhhhhhhh and you get to see and dump the dirt out when your done!!
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um.......mind wandering........
I'm trying to think of something cute to text him.......um...... um........ 
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whatdya mean dump out the dirt?????? dont magic fairies get rid of that ??oh oh .......ya mean the vacuum doesnt eat it??
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Its bagless!!!
Its a DIRT DEVIL!!!
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aaaaaaah , mine has a bag ......
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Dear diary......ya I used to have those bag ones but then I would have to go out and find the bags and sometimes that was a pain......then I seen the DIRT DEVIL BAGLESS
I have no idea why, but I like to see that crap that comes out of my carpet!!!
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Dear diary.....I wonder what Kelly from Youtube would have text messaged her bf???
SHOES!!!!! SHOES!!!!!
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lemme borrow that top!!
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dEAR DIARY........what size top does ummmmmmmm whats his name again???? Bill???
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Bill, um ...I donno , medium or large I would guess.......
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Dear diary Bill cant borrow your tops!!!
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 no...!!....
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Dear diary.....it really sucks when your bf has a bigger chest than you do!!!
 Oh and your bra is too small on them!!!
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Why did I find that so funny?
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Uhhhhhhhhhh dear diary.......sometimes I forget the whole world is reading this
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oh big chest an arms an neck... ....I hope a guys chest is bigger then mine! I'm pretty skinny an lil.....
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Ya..........we like them bigger than us!!!
Im not as skinny as you but Im shorter!!!
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Dear diary........Im thinking bad thought
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