A woman's husband was watching a football game and she was bored. So she went outside and decided to pick up the trash in the yard. After a while, the husband came outside and was watching her work when he said,
"You know, your butt is as big as that BBQ grill".
She didn't say anything, she just kept working. That night he crawled into bed and she turned her back to him. He asked her why she didn't want to have sex with him, and she said,
"Why should I fire up this big old BBQ grill for just one little weenie like that ?!?

aaahaha damn that's messed up.

lol nice...