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Edited by
bobcobber
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Sun 12/11/16 05:34 AM
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Three mice are sitting around drinking at a mouse bar and start talking in their squeaky voices about how tough they each are.
The first mouse slams down a shot and says: "I'm so tough, every morning I wake up and go around the house, take the cheese from the mousetraps, and bust out 50-100 reps on each one." Second mouse says: "Ahh, that's nothing," slams a shot, and proceeds, "I'm so tough that every morning, I go around the house and collect all the rat poison pellets and crumble them up and sprinkle that **** on my breakfast cereal." The third mouse just sits there quietly, drinks his shot, then starts to leave. The other two look at him and pry: "Well, what about you? Not tough enough to hang with us?" The third mouse casually replies: "I don't have time for these childish games. I have to get home and f**k the cat." |
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Three mice are sitting around drinking at a mouse bar and start talking in their squeaky voices about how tough they each are.The first mouse slams down a shot and says: "I'm so tough, every morning I wake up and go around the house, take the cheese from the mousetraps, and bust out 50-100 reps on each one."Second mouse says: "Ahh, that's nothing," slams a shot, and proceeds, "I'm so tough that every morning, I go around the house and collect all the rat poison pellets and crumble them up and sprinkle that **** on my breakfast cereal." The third mouse just sits there quietly, drinks his shot, then starts to leave. The other two look at him and pry: "Well, what about you? Not tough enough to hang with us?" The third mouse casually replies: "I don't have time for these childish games. I have to get home and f**k the cat."  thats some funny *** **** right there!!!!!!
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