This chicken farmer's egg production had dropped off. He decided to get a new rooster to replace his old rooster. The farmer turned the young rooster loose in the barnyard. The old rooster told the young rooster that the barnyard was not big enough for the both of them. The old rooster proposed a contest to see who would stay. The roosters were to have a race three times around the barnyard and the winner would stay. The old rooster then tricked the young rooster into giving him a 50 foot head start. And so the race began. From the begining of the race the old rooster began squawking as loud as he could. The farmer hearing all the noise ran out to see what was going on. The farmer went back into the house, got his gun and came back out and shot the young rooster. The farmer said' "$ 25.00 for a new rooster and he turns out to be gay.'

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